BEST STATUS IN ENGLISH- 2 LINER copy-paste
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STATUS QUOTES IN ENGLISH .
BEST EXPERIENCE, MOTIVATIONAL,FRIENDSHIP LOVE, SAD ..FUNNY LAST
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"Never feel sad on losing anything in your life
Because whenever a Tree loses its leaf,
A new leaf is ready to take its place!"
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An Airoplane Is Always Safe At Ground.
But It's Not Made For That.
So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks In
Life To Get Great Acheivment.
@Nothing in the nature lives for itself
Rivers don't drink their own water
Trees don't eat their own fruit
Sun doesn't give heat for itself
Moon doesn't ever go on honeymoon
Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves
Moral:
Living for Others is the Rule of Nature
No expectations, No disappointments.
Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.
A simple hello could lead to million things.
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.
My playlist can tell you the story of my life.
If i treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.There are no mistakes in life, just lessons.Enjoy life. It comes with expiry date.Life is best friend when you get what you want, and life is teacher when you dont.Life is a collection of mistakes, you will never learn if you don’t make themMy life is not complicated, just the people in it.I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.The beauty of life is, while we can’t undo what is done, but we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change.Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
STATUS FOR DAILY LIFE
I Am Who I Am, Your Approval isn't needed.
The question isn't can you, it's will you?
Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new
Strong women rule the world
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
Close your eyes and I'll Kiss you!
You have every right to a beautiful Life!
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
Hating me doesn't make you pretty.
It's so beautiful when a boy smiles.
Life is better when you're laughing.
Under Construction.
Be yourself, there's no one better.
If you got eyes, look at me now.
This is the most magical pic of your life.
Omg. Look at me. Instagram Selfie :)
When nothing goes right, go left instead!
I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.
Morning time is Selfie Time #GoodMorning
Girls look like without makeup.
This is called a Selfie.
Don’t copy my style of taking Selfies :D
Watching today from my bedroom.
Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword...
Oh so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram?
Do you like my shirt?
I get by with a little help from my friends...
Time to party, Ladies!
I wish you were here :)
Photobomb me at your own Risk!
Does this Selfie make me look Fat?
Don’t Judge, you don’t’ know my Story
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
Right Here, I Need Love and Little Sympathy!
Close your Eyes and I’ll Kiss you
Be silent and let your success shout..
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
My favorite music is your voice.
Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so Cute
You’re cute, can I have you?
Frisky Friday!
You wrecked me
Drunk as a Skunk
Why so Serious?
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary
Please don’t hold your breath!
Just hanging with my Friends!
Sandals and Sunshine
Yolo swag
So Jealous?
Sunday Means Fun Day!
My life: Pizza and Movies!
Being silly with the Girls
Just got new Tops
New York for Life
Miami for Life
Life is better when you’re laughing
It’s so beautiful when a girl smiles - It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles
The Sun will Shine someday!
Maybe she’s born with it
Real men don’t take Selfies
Show anyone and I’ll Kill you
I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me
It’s Funny because it disappears...
Sydney for Life
When was the last time I was cute?
I don’t always finish my Jokes!
Dare to differ
Hottest Girl in my City!
So famous on Instagram
Sorry, I slept with your Brother
Time for Bed, no Makeup!
What’s your WhatsApp?
Got my Coffee and Donuts
Animal Selfies are the Best Selfies
From Tokyo to LA
So we meet again
I was born to stand out
Excuse me while I Kiss the Sky.
On Wednesdays, I wear Pink
So, who Ate my Food?
It’s Sexy Time
Meet Queen / King Queen
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules
Is Google a boy or a Girl? Obviously a Girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
I Love You This Much!
Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!
Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Everyone comes in our life for a reason. Those who don’t have any, stay.
Life goes on……With or without you
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
With the change in seasons,people change people from their life
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
Don't be the same. Be better!
I'm sad but I smile. That's my life.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
Life is never easy for those who dream.
I don't want a perfect life. I want a happy life.
Life Quotes in English
Remember it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
You only live once, but if you do it right once is enough.
Don't wait for the perfect moment take the moment and make it perfect.
The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
life is too short to wait on someone to love you the way you love them.
You meet thousands of people, and none of them really mean anything to you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever.
Good Morning! It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Everyone, get out there and share your beautiful smile with the world.
Just want to give a shout out, a hug, some dap, a high 5, a pound, handshake, a pat on the back, a kiss, some love and a good morning to you Facebook.
It’s a good day today I woke up all by myself without anyone screaming at me to wake up, the phone didn’t ring, and no alarm! yep great day.
The people who do not appreciate the little things of life, are not worth the big ones.
Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.
Life is the greatest mystery. You never know where it will take you and when it will end.
No one is a virgin life screws us all
Life is like an ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad, but all come together to create the story of our lives.
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Don't be afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
Life is what happens when you are looking sadly at the past and looking too far into the future.
Life is what happens when you are looking sadly at the past and looking too far into the future.
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
I have learned that life may not always be easy, but it’s always worth living
Love is life. If you miss love, you miss life.
No matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect.
Life is like driving a car. It’s okay to look behind sometimes but keep looking straight because life’s goes on.
Life is simple, it’s just not easy.
Don’t go through life, grow through life.
They say life gets better. When?
Your life doesn’t get better by chance, It gets better by CHANGE.
The best revenge is living a successful, good life, and just being happy.
Life dosent always give you the people you want , and sometimes it takes away the people you need the most.
There was a time when we used to tell friends: 'Lets meet & plan something' and now we say: 'Lets plan and meet some day'. Thats how the life change.
Life isn’t hard. People with their needless complications and unnecessary lies make it that way.
Life is always about ups and downs. You won’t always be at the top, but you won’t always be at the bottom too.
Everyone has three lives; a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
Dear My Life, A pause button would be greatly appreciated!
Love. Lust. Laugh. Lie. Lose. Loss. Lessons. The “7L” that created “LIFE”
Life is not about people who act true to your face. Its about people who remain true behind your back.
I’ll be strong, I’ll be wrong, oh but life goes on.
Life is like race between cat & rat. But rat mostly wins because cat runs for food rat runs for life. Always remember purpose is more important then need.
We never get what we want, We never want what we get, We never have what we like, We never like what we have. That’s life.
Life gives answer in 3 ways. It says yes and gives you what you want, it says no and gives you something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
If you are brave to say GOOD BYE, life will reward you with a new HELLO.
The minute you think you’re going to lose something, it suddenly becomes the most important thing in your life.
People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on.
Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It’s about learning how to dance in the rain.
Move on. It is just a chapter in the past, but don’t close the book - just turn the page.
Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.
When you are successful your well wishers know who you are but when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are.
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Before you judge how I live my life, I suggest you take a good look at your own.
You gave me a reason for my being, and I love what I’m feeling. You gave me a meaning to my life.
My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments.
Count your age with friends but not with years.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
Life goes on... Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. or stay behind locked in the past thinking of what could've been.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I’m not perfect and I don't have to be! Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
Life is not a matter of milestones but of moments.
Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
Success always hugs you in private... but failure always slaps you in the public! that's life.
Silence is the most loud voice.
Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.
You don’t need a reason to help people.
Forget your age and live your life.
When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time...
Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can't make a rainbow, without a little rain.
Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Remember it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
Each new day is another chance to change your life.
Sometimes, people don't notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it.
I have found that if you love life, life will love you always.
Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others.
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know.
With the change in seasons, people change people from their life.
Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.
Love what you do and do what you love. Don't listen to anyone else who tells you not to do it. You do what you want, what you love. Imagination should be the center of your life.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
The person that you will spend the most time with in your life is yourself, so you better try to make yourself as interesting as possible...
There comes a point in your life when your realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
Don’t fall for words. Test them when they least expect it. That’s when they don’t know if you’re looking or not.
Everyone comes in our life for a reason. Those who don't have any, stay.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, 'Do you want to save the changes?'
Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.
Life goes on......With or without you :-)
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.
Dont be afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
Life is a collection of mistakes, you will never learn if you don’t make them.
Life is the greatest mystery. You never know where it will take you and when it will end.
SMILE STATUS /QUOTES
Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.”
“People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.” ― Lee Mildon
“Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.” ― Jim Beggs
“You’ve got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you’ve got.”
“You're never fully dressed without a smile.”
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.” ― Andy Rooney
“I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me.” ― David White
“One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.”
“Use your smile to change the world, don't let the world change your smile.”
“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.” ― Thich Nhat Hanh
“If I can see pain in your eyes then share with me your tears. If I can see joy in your eyes then share with me your smile.”
“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you; the next one may fall for your smile.” ― Mae West
“It takes a lot of energy to be negative. You have to work at it. But smiling is painless. I’d rather spend my energy smiling.” ― Eric Davis
“A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.”
“Start every day with a smile and get it over with.”
“Never regret something that once made you smile.” ― Chinese Proverb
“All people smile in the same language.” ― Proverb
“Smile, even if it’s a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.”
“A smile is happiness you’ll find right under your nose.” ― Tom Wilson
“Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.” ― Anna Lee
“Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.” ― Thich Nhat Hanh
“Sometimes people have to cry out their tears to make room for a heart full of smiles.”
“I love those random memories that make me smile.”
“I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.”
“Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.”
“You’re never fully dressed without a smile.” ― Martin Charnin
“You are somebody’s reason to smile.” ― Chinese Proverb
“You make me smile like no one did before.”
“Always smile, as smile is the only thing from which you can please someone.”
“Smile and gratitude will make you stronger.”
“Silence & smile are two powerful tools.”
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happend.”
“Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.”
“There’s always a reason to smile.”
“All I can do every time I miss you is to stare at your picutres and smile.”
“The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.”
“A smile confuses an approaching frown.”
“A laugh is a smile that bursts.” ― Mary H. Waldrip
“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” ― William Arthur Ward
“When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.” ― Steve Maraboli
“Smile is the beginning of peace.”
“Use your smile to change the world; don’t let the world change your smile.” ― Chinese Proverb
“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” ― Charles Gordy
“Every smile makes you a day younger.” ― Chinese Proverb
“If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.”
“Make each new day count by helping some or just making someone smile.”
“I love it when in the middle of our kiss I can feel you smiling.”
“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love.” ― Maya Angelou
“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ― Newyorker
“Be who you are, always smile, and stay happy. You never know who is watching.”
“Hey, I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.” ― Paul Simon
“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” ― William Arthur Ward
“We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.” ― Mother Teresa
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” ― Phyllis Diller
“A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.” ― Tom Wilson
“Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.” ― Jeanne Calment
“Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.” ― Yoko Ono
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.” ― Andy Rooney
“A smile is the universal welcome.” ― Max Eastman
“I never smile unless I mean it.” ― Donny Osmond
“I want to touch the heart of the world and make it smile.” ― Charles de Lint
“Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms.” ― Thomas Gray
“Never a lip is curved with pain that can't be kissed into smiles again.” ― Bret Harte
“Peace begins with a smile.” ― Mother Teresa
“If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.” ― Maya Angelou
“It's inspirational to see someone who is dying smile.” ― Arlen Specter
“Never regret something that once made you smile.”
“You are somebody’s reason to smile.”
“Every smile makes you a day younger.” — Chinese Proverb
“I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection.” — Leonardo da Vinci
“Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.” — George Eliot
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” — Mark Twain
“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love.” — Maya Angelou
“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.” — Thích Nhất Hạnh
“There is no weapon in the feminine armory to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile.” — Dorothy Dix
“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” — William Arthur Ward
“Hey, I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.” — Paul Simon
“You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.” — Charlie Chaplin
“I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me.” — David White
“When I look out at the people and they look at me and they’re smiling, then I know that I’m loved. That is the time when I have no worries, no problems.” — Etta James
“Keep smiling… It makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.”
“Smile… It confuses people.”
“I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile to hide sadness.”
“You walk through life much easier with a smile on your face.”
“I smile because I have no idea what's going on!”
“A smiling face is a beautiful face. A smiling heart is a happy heart.”
“Smiling speaks to people charmingly without saying a word.”
“Smile... and the world will smile at you.”
“Smiling does not always mean you are completely happy, sometimes it means you want to avoid sadness.”
“Just because I’m happy doesn’t mean I have to smile. & Just because I smile doesn’t mean I’m happy.”
“Smile… even if it’s just to annoy someone.”
“Smile at everyone, you never know who’s an angel.”
“Smile its not about you, its about who it helps!”
“Smile cuz its easier than explaining whats wrong.”
“Behind every girls smile:is a best friend who put it there.”
“A smile is for everyone, not just who you give it to!”
“Friendship starts with a SMILE!”
“Smile because lifes to short to frown.”
“Smile, it confuses people.”
“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” –
CUTE STATUS
You’re the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep.
The moment I want to be with you, I close my eyes.
I am more concerned about your happiness, because I care about you more.
You’re the best thing that happened to me and I mean it really.
Time can never change my feelings for you.
I hardly notice anyone, because you’re the most beautiful thing in the world.
To make you smile for no reason is the only reason to make you happy.
Distance and time don’t matter anymore when you are in my heart.
Life is a party, but without you there is no reason to celebrate.
I don’t mind waiting for you, because you’re worth it.
Believe in small things that matter and that can make big differences.
Never regret your choices because even bad experiences teach you a lot.
Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.
Whenever someone asks me, “How’s life"? I reply: "she’s fine".
You’re my angel that gives me wings to fly high.
I just had a lovely accident; I just fell in love with you.
I can feel you in all your old SMS and emails. How magical it is?
We are so identical. Like two volumes of one book.
You’re the turning point in my life.
Words cannot measure the deep feelings I have for you.
Everybody needs someone in life to hold on to. Glad that I have you.
It’s quite strange how strangers become lovers and lovers turn into life partners.
I generally stay busy, but whenever I pause you’re on my mind.
Stay positive and you’ll see beautiful things happening in your life.
I am always there by your side when you make mistakes because I know you’re trying.
When you truly care about someone, you don’t really care about their flaws.
When two people share their sorrows together all they get back is satisfaction and happiness.
I never really think of future because I already have you by my side.
God is the best listener because He can listen to your silent and sincere prayers.
No storm can wreck the ship of my life because you’re my anchor.
You’re like math. You only add love, subtract hate and multiply my hope.
I am not a warrior, but with you I can battle the toughest challenges in my life.
You’re the promise of God to me that my future is in good hands.
I am not famous as a celebrity, but I give a damn about it as I am glad you know me.
The moment I fell in love with you, I realized the gravity of your love.
It takes two imperfect human beings to create a perfect relationship.
You’re the coolest person in my life so when you’re around, I make lemonade out of lemons in my life.
You’re the sunshine and the rainbow when troubles pour on me.
People say home is where your heart is, so basically my home is where you are.
Love is blind and therefore I don’t need eyes to see your beauty.
Whenever I search for love, I end up finding you.
Everything happens for a reason, if not now you will see the big picture later on in life.
People will love you more for what you are than being a copy of someone else.
When you can’t change things in your life, move on.
To admire the real beauty you don’t need eyes, you need a good heart.
When you start counting your blessings, life becomes easier
You can make someone angry, but it takes love to make that same person smile after being angry at you.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Yes, I'm smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
My life my rules. _|_
Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine...
I don't care what people think or say about me...
There are two type of people winner and losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it!
I wish my parents were like Google... they should understand me even before I complete...
Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF...
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
Totally available! Please disturb me!
Life must go on :-)
I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Nowadays, "Cool" Means - I Really Don't Care.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on Whatsapp.
If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life... good luck!
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say "Good-Bye!"
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
There are no winners in life... only survivors.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…"
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere
Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.
I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…
I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak
I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.
Silence speaks thousand words.
If my attitude could kill, it would be called AK47
A problem is not really a problem, The real problem is your attitude towards that problem.
Real difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart…
I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
Please don’t forget to smile :)
Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
You're right. I'm NOT perfect. But I'm unique!
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself...
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
I got less but I got best!
Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
If a hug tell how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
Silence is the most powerful scream...
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
I'm the dude with cool attitude.
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.
One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
'Work until you don't have to introduce yourself '
"To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."
Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.
Defeat your enemies with your success.
Do it today or regret TOMORROW.
In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure
"Dreams is not what you see in sleep is the thing which doesn't let you sleep" — A P J Abdul Kalam
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." — Unknown
"Life is about making an impact, not making an income." — Kevin Kruse
"Do not give up the beginning is always the hardest." — Unknown
"Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve." — Napoleon Hill
"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." — Albert Einstein
“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." — Robert Collier
"I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse." — Florence Nightingale
"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." — Winston Churchill
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." — Steve Jobs
"If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary." — Jim Rohn
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." — Thomas Edison
"If you genuinely want something, don’t wait for it. Teach yourself to be impatient." — Gurbaksh Chahal
"Dream big and dare to fail." — Norman Vaughan
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." — Confucius
"Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs." — Farrah Gray
"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless." — Jamie Paolinetti
"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." — Joshua J. Marine
"Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears." — Les Brown
"Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions." — Dalai Lama
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." — Lao-tzu
"I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft." — Bill Gates
"You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else." — Albert Einstein
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." — Albert Einstein
"Dream big, work hard." — Robert Downey
"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday."
"Be a hero, always say, I have no fear." — Swami Vivekananda
"If plan 'A' didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letter! Stay cool."
"You're already a successful person the things we take for granted someone else is praying for..."
"If you can dream it. You can do it." — Walt Disney
"Everyday is a second change."
"Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room." — Dwayne Johnson
"Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving." — Albert Einstein
"I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because, he will find an easy way to do it." — Bill Gates
"Enjoy the game and chase your dreams. Dreams do come true." — Sachin Tendulkar
"Don't waste your time with explanations. People only hear what they want to hear." — Paulo Coelho
"Do not pray for an easy life. pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." — Bruce Lee
"I hated every minute of training. But I said, don't quit. Suffer now and love the rest of your life as a champion." — Muhammed Ali
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." — Mahatma Gandhi
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take." — Wayne Gretzky
"I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." — Michael Jordan
"Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being." — Kevin Kruse
"Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans." — John Lennon
"We become what we think about." — Earl Nightingale
"The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any." — Alice Walker
"The mind is everything. What you think you become." — Buddha
"Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion." — Tony Hsieh
"If you are willing to do more than you are paid to do, eventually you will be paid to do more than you do." — Unknown
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see." — Confucius
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." — Chinese Proverb
"The best revenge is massive success." — Frank Sinatra
"Opportunities don’t happen. You create them." — Chris Grosser
"Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life." — Steve Jobs
"An unexamined life is not worth living." — Socrates
"Eighty percent of success is showing up." — Woody Allen
"Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life." — Steve Jobs
"Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is." — Vince Lombardi
"I'm not a product of my circumstances. I'm a product of my decisions." — Stephen Covey
"Just know, when you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get." — Unknown
"I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance." — Unknown
"Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude." — Denis Waitley
"I'm thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself." — Albert Einstein
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." — Pablo Picasso
"Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value." — Albert Einstein
"The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one’s destiny to do, and then do it." — Henry Ford
"Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great." — John D. Rockefeller
"It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get up." — Vince Lombardi
"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed." — Ray Goforth
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." — Vidal Sassoon
"Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try." — Jack Canfield
"If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will fail above everyone else’s success." — James Cameron
"Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier; wish you were better." — Jim Rohn
"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going." — Jim Rohn
"If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much." — Jim Rohn
"Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan." — Larry Winget
"You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore." — Christopher Columbus
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." — Maya Angelou
"Either you run the day, or the day runs you." — Jim Rohn
"Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right." — Henry Ford
"All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them." — Walt Disney
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." — Alan Kay
"If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way." — Napoleon Hill
"Make each day your masterpiece." — John Wooden
"The best dreams happen when you’re awake." — Cherie Gilderbloom
"Don’t count the days, make the days count." — Muhammad Ali
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra." – Jimmy Johnson
"Don’t wait. The time will never be just right." — Napoleon Hill
"Do what you love and the money will follow." — Marsha Sinetar
"The harder I work, the luckier I get." — Gary Player
"The purpose of our lives is to be happy." — Dalai Lama
"The dreamers are the saviors of the world." — James Allen
"Change your thoughts and you change your world." — Norman Vincent Peale
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." — Aristotle
"It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined." — Henry James
"If there is no struggle, there is no progress." — Frederick Douglass
"Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today." — James Dean
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow." — Unknown
"If you spend your life trying to be good at everything, you will never be great at anything." Tom Rath
"Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision." — Peter F. Drucker
"The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets people to do the greatest things." — Ronald Reagan
HEART TOUCHING STATUS/ QUOTES
Don’t take something for granted. Someday, someone will come along and appreciate what you didn’t.
I love you, you don’t love me, but that’s fine, I’ll be okay. I miss you, you don’t miss me, but that’s fine, I’ll be okay. My heads filled with you, your heads filled with someone else, but that’s fine, I’ll be okay. I’ll fight through it, even though it hurts now, it’ll get better, I’m sure of it.
If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
Never reply when you are angry. Never make a promise when you're happy. Never make a decision when you are sad.
Nothing ever happy like you imagine it will.
Sometimes your plans don't work out because God has better ones.
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everything okay, hold back the tears and just walk away.
Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will.
Let your smile change the world don't let the world change your smile.
You did something to me, I don’t know what it was but I do know that I don't want to lose you. You always keep a smile upon my face and I can act like myself because you accept me. You mean so much to me, the way you make me feel is just unexplained. This is the happiest I’ve been in a awhile and I have to thank you for that. You just make it so easy to fall for you and believe me, I’m falling harder with each passing day.
I have fallen in love with you my angel. I sought nothing of you but only to see that dazzling smile of yours once more. I wish nothing more of you but only hope that one day you shall love me the way I love you. I regret nothing for that the only time spent with you are memories and memories are meant not to be forgotten.
I don't know what hurts most: How much I know I will miss you, or how much I know you won't miss me.
Hand in hand or miles apart, a girlfriend like you forever stays in my heart.
Day after day I’m missing you. Week after week I’m forgetting you. Month after month I’m moving on. Year after year I’m regretting the moment I met you.
Now your smiling. Smiling up in the clouds. Looking down on us. You made us proud. God only takes the best. Never the worst. So I wonder why. He chose you first.
It’s not love if he makes you cry. It’s not trust if he thinks every word is a lie. It’s not right to treat someone good and not get the same feeling back. Sweetie, open your eyes, he’s not the only guy on Earth. There’s millions of guys waiting for you. Don’t let him break you.
Don’t take something for granted. Someday, someone will come along and appreciate what you didn’t.
I’ve showed you how I feel about you. All my feelings were true. All those promises I made, Im keeping them. Now it’s up to you. No matter what you decide to do, I’ll always be here for you.
19. I can’t do this anymore. Pretend that everything’s great. Act like there’s nothing to hate. Wipe away every tear. Run away from my fears. Talk like everything’s okay. Live like there’s nothing wrong with today.
People always take the example and Romeo and Juliet as the perfect love story, but they don’t think about real relationships, relationship that begin from the very early years of two persons and last till they become Grandma and Grandpa. The love of old couple is always real, as they could live together and forgive mistakes to each other.
I don’t regret the rain or the nights I felt the pain or the tears I had to cry some of those times along the way. For every road I had to take, every time my heart would break, it was just something I had to do to get me to you.
Someone told me that there really is such thing as magic. I never believed in that till I saw your smile and felt your touch. Then I realized you’re the only magical thing on earth who could turn this world into paradise.
I promise to be there when you need me, I promise to hug you tight when you’re lonely, I promise to wipe your tears when they fall and I promise to keep you, not for the rest of my life but for the rest of yours.
I have searched in places, I’ve waited for years, I’ve taken all the chances, I’ve cried so many tears, I’ve seen so many faces, I’ve hid a lot of fears until my heart stopped searching cause you’re already here.
I know your life can go on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can survive without me. But even if you turn me away, I will still choose to stay with you and be your sweetest stranger forever.
When I go to heaven and you’re not there, I’ll wait for you by the golden stair. If you’re not there by judgement day, I know you went the other way. And to prove my love is true, I’d go to hell to be with you.
When I say I love you, please believe it’s true. When I say forever, know I’ll never leave you. When I say goodbye, promise me you won’t cry. Cause the day I’ll be saying that would be the day I die.
I don’t know why I keep on loving you despite the fact that I’ll get hurt again just like before. I never learn cause I don’t want to. Not now when I’m still strong to fall for you over and over again.
I asked God why life’s like this. He gave me no answer. I asked why I’m still here. Again, He gave me no answer. I asked why I met you. He smiled and said, “So there’d be a reason for everything else.”
You’re one of the people I never asked from God but still, He gave you to me. I asked Him why, He said, “Because he can fill your life like no one else can.”
Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
It's never going to be the same again. And that's whats killing me.
Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can't trust :'(
I'm freezing, I'm starving, I'm bleeding to death, Everything's fine..
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can't speak.
Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people. When one leaves... it hurts the other.
True Love never dies it only gets stronger with time. <3
LOVE is not free the price is your heart. <3
Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot...
Never Forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Every day, I am acting like I am okay but you'll never know the truth.
I never feel alone, because loneliness is always with me..
Without communication there is no relationship. Without respect, there is no love. Without trust, there is no reason to continue.
The past cannot be changed, edited, deleted or forgotten. just accept it and move on.
A silent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
Find someone who can change your life, not your relationship status.
Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what you mind already knows.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
I won't leave a note for anyone to find tomorrow they will know what I've done here tonight.
The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
A beautiful dress can change the personality but beautiful behavior can change the Life!!
Look at me. You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me.
I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears :'(
A real man never hurts a woman. Be very careful when you make a woman cry. Because God counts her tears. The woman came out of man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved.
Touching a Girl without her consent doesn't make you a man... It makes you a COWARD.
The most painful love there is, is the love left unshown. A love that cannot be expressed, affection left unknown. The love that withholds touching, afraid of what it would say, and the most painful thing about unexpressed love is, it never fades away.
Never take your loved ones for granted because you never know when their hearts will stop beating, and you won't have a chance to say goodbye.
Sorry I had to let you go but I couldn’t hold on anymore. It kills me to let you go but its even worse to see that you don’t care at all about me. You mean everything to me but I guess to you, Im just another friend. The more I hold on, the more im going to get hurt. Someday im going to look back and regret and I’m gonna wish I tried harder but the sad truth is, that in the end the one that gets hurt isn’t you, its me.
Silently Missing someone. Silently caring someone. Even though we can’t be together. I’ll still love you forever!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll never love someone the way I love you.
You'll always have a special place in my heart no matter how much you've hurt me.
I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.
My two most HATED words..'I PROMISE'..It doesn't mean $hit to me!
Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like.
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.
I'm tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.
The worst missing is missing your own self which you used to be once upon a time...
When I say I love you, please believe its true. When I say forever, know Ill never leave you. When I say goodbye, promise me you wont cry. Cause the day I’ll be saying that would be the day I die.
When you said forever, you meant a few months. When I said forever, I meant every day until I died. When you said always, you meant until you couldn’t handle it anymore. When I said always, I meant until time ended. When you said you loved me, you meant I was no different from any other girl. When I said I loved you, I meant I had never felt what I felt for you.
My love for you was so true, you know that I would never forget you, But now my heart is crushed and broken in two. I should have never fallen in love with you.
I cry for the time that you were ” Almost Mine ” I cry for the memories I’ve left ” Behind “, I cry for the pain, The lost, The old, The new, I cry for the times I thought “I had You” I hide my tears when I say your name But the pain in my heart is still the same Although I Smile and Seem Care free But there is no one in the world who misses You more than ME!
Someday when the pages of my life end, I know that you will be one of its most beautiful chapters.
QUIET! I can't hear you & all the voices in my head at the same time!
Success always hugs you in private... but failure always slaps you in the public... that's life!
Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping :-(
Is having one of those days where they feels like they can't do anything right.
What's the point in all this screaming, no one's Listening any way.
There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn't give a F# bad!
First time I cut was just to feel the pain, Strange because I didn't feel a thing.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad and that's important you know.
If you really love that person, learn to wait. Maybe you're not meant to be together today but meant to be in the future.
I heard someone whisper your name but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
You can love someone so much but you can never love people as much as you can miss them.
Tell my heart to stop beating, tell my mind to stop thinking, throw a stone in the ocean and tell it to stop sinking, tell the sky not to be so blue. Well this is like telling me to stop loving you.
I love you like the stars love the night sky. Like the moon loves to glow. Like the sun loves to shine bright. Like the wind loves to blow. Like the winter loves to make it snow. Like a heart loves to beat, for mine will never stop because you hold the key.
I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.
Sometimes the people that you don't want to get hurt doesn't care if they hurt you.
She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad and that's important you know.
It's better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
It's sad to be happy alone.
One Of The Hardest Things To Do. Is To Delete Old Messages That Once Meant A Lot To You.
I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..
During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
I miss your cuddles, I miss your kisses but most of all I miss you! the love I have will never change as each day goes by I will love you till the day I die.
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.
Anger, tears and sadness are only for those who have given up.
Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.
Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
Sorrow is one of the vibrations that prove the fact of living.
There is no worse sorrow than remembering happiness in the day of sorrow.
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
Sadness is always the legacy of the past; regrets are pains of the memory.
We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.
Sorrow is like a precious treasure, shown only to friends.
Tears are words the heart can't express.
They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.
Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat.
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.
It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs.
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.
I talk to God but the sky is empty.
The absence of love is the most abject pain.
I’ll be okay is that what you want to say?
The World is mad and the people are sad.
But they all didn’t see the little bit of sadness in me.
Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands.
Be careful who you fall in love with,cause someone somewhere not approve.
A feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause.
I did everything right for someone that does everything wrong.
I don’t think you know what you are doing to me.
You know my name not my story.
Sometimes it takes losing something to realize what you’ve had.
Yesterday I was sad today i am happy yesterday i had a problem today i still have the same problem.
They don’t love me,they know me when they need me.
My tears are like anchors that sink my heart to the depths of the deepest ocean.
Temporary happiness isn’t worth long term pain.
People walk away easily but they leave their memories with us forever.
May it’s not about the happy ending.May be it’s about story.
I don’t understand the love at all..I guess it's beauty is only at the beginning.
I was born with an enormous need for affection and a terrible need to give it.
Did I change or did you just stop loving me.
Don’t take me for granted,cause unlike the rest. I am not afraid to walk away.
I am not worthy of being in love.
Love is the person you think about during the sad songs.
I wonder if you know what you are doing to me.
I hate when i am laying in bed looking out my window for the moon and stars,but i can’t find the Moon.
I just want to feel like I belong...
Never be sad for what is over,just be glad that it was once yours.
We are more unhappy to see people ahead of us than happy to see people behind us.
Dear Hear, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood that's it.
The strongest among us are the ones who smile through silent pain, cry behind closed doors and fight battles nobody knows about.
It hurts the most when the person who made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.
Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than the people who are right beside you.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Trying to hide your feelings and pretending like nothing is wrong.
People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.
You made me feel like you really liked me and then you just left like nothing even mattered.
Sometimes when I say: I'm okay. I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say: I know you're not.
Best way to not get your heart broken, is pretend you don't have one.
Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you're happy without him.
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
I want to write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it at your face, so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm afraid to fall for the wrong person again. Sometimes life doesn't want to give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.
If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
When I close my eyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I've ever heard.
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling to stop the tears from falling.
Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people I can't trust.
You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad.
I’m missing something in my life these days.
Loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
The sad part isn't that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you
It's sad to be happy alone.
How did I go from being so happy, to so sad.
You aren't the person I knew back then.
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
I'm invisible, until someone needs me.
How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
One morning you wake up afraid to live.
I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.
I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.
Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
FRIENDSHIP STATUS / QUOTES -2 LINER
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
Don't make friends before understand and don't break friendship after misunderstanding.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Friendship is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect.
Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you beside your back.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.
Friendship isn't a big thing it's a million little things.
That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
A best friend is like a four leaf cover. Hard to find and luck to have.
I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
Selfless love is more common than true friendship.
True friends will pick you up when you fall. The bad friends will have been the one who made you fall in the first place.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.
Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with tear drop.
A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.
Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.
That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
Good Thinks come to those who wait.
Once best friends now strangers with memories.
A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Nice friendship is like the breathing air, you will never see it but you will always feel its presence.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
To be a best friend doesn’t take much, a shoulder, an ear, some understanding, and not even have to say a word to make you laugh or smile.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!
Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.
Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm & constant.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.
I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Friends are the family you choose
A friendship that can end never really began
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Never leave your friends side unless you want drama.
Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Friends give us the change to lift the blinds on our hearts to open up and show what we generally keep hidden from the rest of world.
Just when I'm about to part with my friends is when I realize that I had the best group of friends ever.
A true friend wish - miles ahead but doesn't mind me zooming by and still stays a supportive friend.
Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.
You don't make friends, recognize them.
It is easy to earn. Friendship is hard to get; wealthy depreciates everyday but our friendship will ever appreciate and be there forever.
I care about you deeply and always thank God for you. I want to be your best friend, to support you and be there for you.
I appreciate you deeply, especially knowing that you have loved me in spite of my weakness and allowed me to shine with you as my friend.
Your friendship reminds me of God’s faithfulness because you show me where I'm and that I'm not where I used to be. Thank you, for being my friend.
I find rest in the shadow of your friendship. You always know the right words to say which gives me the strength to move on.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
True friendship is like what water is to the fish, I cannot do without it and you are my true friend.
You are my smile which will never fade. A breathe sweet to take. That is why I will treasure our friendship forever.
There may not be something between us to remember forever but there is something that will not make us forget each other, our friendship.
Your friendship to me means a lot to me.
Though I may seem not to be expressing anything now, some day you will come to will come to understand that having you is what I will ever live for in life.
You have been the best friend ever. Supporting and cheering me on. I hope I can reciprocate the kindness you have shown me all this time.
Best friends are sent from the heavens. They provider a shoulder to cry on during heartbreaks.
Life is a party whenever I'm with you. You turn my tears into smiles when we share and laugh together.
You make me spend a lot and it is worth it because I care about you my friend.
Friends are more expensive then diamonds because the diamond always have a price but friends are priceless.
A good friend is always encouraging. He will always appreciate your talent and will support you in doing your best to excel in your academics and in the fields of your interest.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Relationships are for honest people, if you're not honest, you don't belong in any relationship !!!
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored.
People who respond to the emoticons are the ones who care for the relationship most.
That relation is the best one, in which Yesterday's fights do not stop Today's love.
Cuddling in bed and falling asleep together is probably the best feeling in a relationship!!!
Once U Loose Someone,Its Never Exactly The Same Person Who Comes Back...
Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
Don't let someone get in between your relationship. It's based on two hearts not three.
Relations are not exams so y cheat :(
Sometimes people decide to be just friends, even if their feeling is mutual.
If you are in a relationship. Flirting is CHEATING.
Three rules in a relationship... Don't lie, don't cheat and don't make promised you can't keep..
If you want a long term relationship. Follow the simple rule Never Lie...
Relationship never dies a natural death... They are murdered by ego, Attitude and ignorance..
Best Relationship is.... When You Can Act Like Lovers And Best Friends At The Same Time.
Never Lose Yourself trying to Hold On to someone who doesn't care about Losing You.
If I open up to you, then you're probably pretty damn special.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Don't be mad because I don't give a f*ck, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see.
Don't expect to find the right person if you aren't willing to let the wrong one go.
My gum lasts longer than new age Facebook relationships.
EVERY relationship is temporary u never know when u will die or some one leaves u without a reason
Sometime you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life
A Perfecft Relationship Is when You Fight Like A Married Couple Talk Like Best Frnd
I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like "damn, they're still together?"
Trust is the biggest form of human relationships, it might take a life time to earn and a second to loose.
Don't be in relationship if you are going to act single
Relationships are like a Book. It takes years to write but second to burn.
A final "FULL STOP" is Much better than those Painful "SEMI COLONS" in a Relationship..!!
I want a relationship where everyone is like: "Damn, they're still together?"
Sometimes people don't change, their priorities do and you just stop being as important.
EGO is the only thing that needs no reason to destroy relationships... so skip the E and let it GO...!
Learn to let go. If a relationship is over let it be over. No time outs and no second chances.
sometimes you forgive people just for the simple fact that you still want them to be in your life.
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
Some relationships are undefined....
Relationships are made BY Heart NOT by force.
Starting A relationship is easy but the part where everyone stumbles Is sustaining it.
The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
When you thought I was in love with him, you were so wrong, baby, I was loving you.
She loves him more then he would ever know, he love's her more than he would ever show.
Who better to share your dreams with than the person you dream about?
Before I met you I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
Do I really love him or am I addicted to the pain of wanting something I can't have.
No one can accuse you of falling in love with the wrong person if inside you know he is the one.
You can't just cling on to something because it's familiar.
I may hate myself in the morning But I'm gonna love you tonight.
The man of your dreams could be standing right in front of you.
Don't push your relationship with a person too hard, if its meant to be then it will happen.
It's not telling you how I feel that scares me it's what you'll say back.
The hardest part is being around him knowing you can't have him and he'll never want you.
It is tearing me up on the inside to have these feelings for you, but I can't get rid of them.
I believe that you and me, we could be so happy and free in a world of misery.
I sit here and wonder if you'll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.
Lets be lovers tonight, and go back to being best friends tomorrow.
You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to find out?
It's just hard to think I'll never get the chance to say you're mine.
It's hard not to love someone when he's all you ever think about.
Look into my eyes for one moment, and then you will realize how much you mean to me.
I look at him as a friend, then I realized I loved him.
I play the same song, over and over cause it reminds me of you.
Don't push it hard, if its meant to be, it'll happen.
I'd rather be your lover then your friend, but I'd rather be your friend then your nobody.
You can say I don't matter to you but I'm not the one calling every night, that's you.
I never knew it would be this hard to lose someone I never truly had.
I wish you could hear all the words I'm too afraid to say.
Sometimes the one love you can't get over is the one love you never really had.
We are afraid to care to much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.
I wonder if you think of me half as much as I think about you.
Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they never made it to your future.
Everyone's known someone that they just can't help but want.
Sometimes I wonder what you think of me or if you do at all.
I never found the words to say, you're the one I think about each day.
I've had a few crush's so I have a lot of these ones!
A strong relationship starts with two brave people who are ready to sacrifice anything for one another...
Communication is the lifeline of any relation. when you stop communicating
you start losing your valuable relation...!!!
Never tell your friends all what goes on with your relationship. That should be between you and that person only.
Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other, Its how fast you resolve and bounce back to normal
I wonder how many times we forgive just because we don't want to lose someone. Even if they don't deserve forgiveness..:))
Relationships should have the determination on like SANDAL WOOD...which never loses its fragrance even if its broken into thousands pieces..!!
"The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who makes u complete...!
But to have someone with whom u can share your incompleteness.
When Nails are Growing, We Cut our Nails, Not Fingers... similarly, When Ego Start Rising, we should cut Ego, Not Relations
No relationship is perfect. You just have to know in your heart of hearts that the person you are with is truly worth fighting for no matter what.
Any Great relationship is based on two important things. First is to find out the similarities, n second is to respect the differences.
Relationship cycle: Strangers - Friends - Close Friends - Crush - Relationship - Heartbroken - Strangers.
A relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions, it just need to wonderful people One who can trust and One who can understand.
Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole so a little anger or ego can burn up all the nobility of a good relation be good with everyone.
Learn The Wisdom Of Compromise.
It's Better To Bend A Little Rather Than To Break A relationship Forever!
May be you will never know, May be I will never show.
Third person never creates misunderstanding between two people, but misunderstanding between two people create space for third person!!!!
I don't know which is worse, loving someone knowing its going to cause you pain or being in pain because you can't love someone.
Even now after all this time, you called me and wanted me I'd say "yes! It's about time what took you so damn long!".
I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it'll never be, if only he needed me.
We'll do what we gotta do, see what we gotta see, and if in the end we end up together, then we'll know it was meant to be.
For someone who is suppose to be "just friends" why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me.
The most ironic thing of all is, I think this will be the most difficult breakup I ever go through, and we never even went out.
******ENGLISH*** LOVE STATUS
You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay
I fell in love with you, not because of your looks but for who you are.
Love is when you look into someones eye and see everything you ever need.
True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.
When i text you, that means i miss you, but when i don’t text you, that means i am waiting for you to miss me.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.
We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!
Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true
You are the sunshine that starts my day.
I Just fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know why, I just did!
Did YOU know i really love the second word of this question?
Love is not just about how often you say I Love You, but how often you can prove this to be true.
You can’t find love. Love is something that finds you.
Love was just a word before i met you.
Being in love is like being drunk, You can’t have control on what you do.
I have not age, no limit, & i never die, I am called Love.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
The more one points fingers, the less one loves.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to handle.
Love cures us – both the ones who spread it and the ones who receive it.
Love is the honey and our life is a flower.
The hunger for love is harder to remove than the hunger for bread.
Easy to begin, but very hard to stop loving someone you loved.
Love has made millions of poets.
People want to ride with you on a lambo, but you want someone who will ride you with on a auto when lambo breaks down.
We are the mirror of those we love.
And in the end its the love you give is equal to the love you take.
Where there is love, there is life. – gandhi
Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
The good things in life are amazing with you!
I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
You are my best reason to lose sleep.
I am in love with you and all your little things..
The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is friendship Set on Fire
I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
My heart is and always be yours forever.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)
If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true
As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.
The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.
When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….
True love is when he does little things for you before you ask
Just because we’re not close anymore, that doesn’t mean I don’t care about you.
I will always love you, no matter what happens.
Happiness means you.
To me, your perfect.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are Everything.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love
Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
I am lover, Not a fighter. But I can fight for what I love.
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
Where there is love, there is life.
My heart is, and always will be, yours.
Love has no age, no limit and no death.
I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.
Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one.
When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.
Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
Someone asked me, how’s life? I just smiled & replied, she’s fine.
Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.
I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have… I always will.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up.
I still fall for you every day.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
One Boy - Thousand Feelings.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – Gandhi.
I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
Love isn’t complicated, people are.
Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
No matter how 'Busy' a person is... if they really love, they will always find the time for you!
Love is like a Air ..We can't see it but! we can feel it.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
My 'heart' is always your!
In love Never say Sorry!
Love is that, which can never explained.
My love for you is a journey that starts at forever and ends at never in Life...
I'm in love with you, and nobody stop loving you...
Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he's finished.
Love is the only thing that control every single emotion you have.
Life is too short to cry on...
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Love is knowing that some one is there for you always.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
My Hearts beats only for you.
Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
Love has no limits.
Everything is fair in Love and War.
Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you.
I think love is fearless.
Love me for a second and I'll love you forever.
I love you even when I hate you.
True love has a habit of coming back.
I'm done begging for your love.
There is no finish line so love the journey.
Fall in love not in line.
If you love something set it free.
A true love story nerve ends.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
Love is that, which can never explained.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind.
You know you're in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy... even if you are not with him...
Love doesn't lie, people do. Love doesn't leave, people do. Love won't hurt you, people will.
Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has no ending.
Love isn't just about finding the right person. But creating a right relationship.
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way is like using a white crayon on a white paper. It's always invisible...
The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
You’re the reason behind my smile
Virginity can be cured.
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Love the one who makes your world beautiful.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
"Love is the beauty of the soul." ― Saint Augustine
"Where there is love, there is life." ― Mahatma Gandhi
"My heart is, and always will be, yours." ― Sense and Sensibility
"We can only learn to love by loving." ― Iris Murdoch
"Love has no age, no limit and no death." ― John Galsworthy
“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.” ― Rainbow Rowell
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ― H. Jackson Brown
“Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.” ― Jodi Lynn Anderson
"Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy." ― Dwight L. Moody
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." ― Lao Tzu
“No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.” ― C.J. Redwine
"Love is not what the mind thinks but what the heart feels." ― Greg Evans
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ― Helen Keller
"The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love." ― Jean De La Bruyere
"Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own." ― H. Jackson Brow
"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love." ― Max Muller
"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.” ― Cynthia Hand.
Every love story is beautiful but our is my favorite.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered - that's the one.
The best kind of kiss is when you have to stop because you can't help but smile. Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person. You are everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want.
I can't promise to fix all your problems but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.
I fell in love with you not for how you look, just for who you are.
Someone asked me what I saw in you to love you so much. My only answer was everything!
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
My heart is and always will be yours.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
I fell for you unexpectedly, but now I plan to be with you forever.
When we first met I honestly had no idea that you would be so important to me.
Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.
Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.
True love never dies it only gets stronger with time.
Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about.
Love is magical and it gives you the strength to heal and transform your pain.
Love is not about how many days, years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew.
I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.
Only you can out a smile on my face when I'm sad.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. True love has no ending.
Yes, I'm crazy about you.
Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing your, then they are the on who's not good enough for you.
A moment in my arms. Forever in my hear.
Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
I wasn't planning on loving you, but I'm happy that I did.
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight or first date but I just want to be your las everthing.
I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow.
I'm selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
I love you not only for what you're but for what i'm when i'm with you.
When i met you i found life.
Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
love is when you feel totally complete
If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
If supermarkets had some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
People don't realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
Sometimes your hugs say a lot more than words.
Often while growing up we tend to forget that we are growing old.
Future always disguises as present so start enjoying your present and stop worrying about the future.
When you share your pain it divides, when you share your happiness it multiplies.
An honest relationship can give you more hope than anything else in the world.
Don’t look for a perfect partner; look for someone that makes the relationship perfect.
To build a beautiful house, you need to know how to live in it beautifully.
Beautiful people make beautiful homes, not interior decorators.
The only thing that makes your problems bigger is your fear.
Happiness is what happens when you do what your heart wants to.
Every small thing in life that makes you happy makes your life bigger than you can imagine.
Love is a feeling of being with someone that completes the incompleteness in you.
In love there is no reverse gear, you never know when to stop.
Only when the sun goes down you see the stars. Only when you’re in trouble you’ll find the right people to guide you on the right path.
The best music in the world is someone’s heartbeat beating for you.
“Mood swings, insomnia and memory loss are few symptoms that tell me I am in love with you
Love isn't just about finding the right person. But creating a right relationship.
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way is like using a white crayon on a white paper. It's always invisible...
The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
You’re the reason behind my smile
Virginity can be cured.
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Love the one who makes your world beautiful.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
"Love is the beauty of the soul." ― Saint Augustine
"Where there is love, there is life." ― Mahatma Gandhi
"My heart is, and always will be, yours." ― Sense and Sensibility
"We can only learn to love by loving." ― Iris Murdoch
"Love has no age, no limit and no death." ― John Galsworthy
“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.” ― Rainbow Rowell
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ― H. Jackson Brown
“Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.” ― Jodi Lynn Anderson
"Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy." ― Dwight L. Moody
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." ― Lao Tzu
“No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.” ― C.J. Redwine
"Love is not what the mind thinks but what the heart feels." ― Greg Evans
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ― Helen Keller
"The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love." ― Jean De La Bruyere
"Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own." ― H. Jackson Brow
"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love." ― Max Muller
"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.” ― Cynthia Hand.
Every love story is beautiful but our is my favorite.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered - that's the one.
The best kind of kiss is when you have to stop because you can't help but smile. Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person. You are everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want.
I can't promise to fix all your problems but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.
I fell in love with you not for how you look, just for who you are.
Someone asked me what I saw in you to love you so much. My only answer was everything!
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
My heart is and always will be yours.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
I fell for you unexpectedly, but now I plan to be with you forever.
When we first met I honestly had no idea that you would be so important to me.
Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.
Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.
True love never dies it only gets stronger with time.
Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about.
Love is magical and it gives you the strength to heal and transform your pain.
Love is not about how many days, years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew.
I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.
Only you can out a smile on my face when I'm sad.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. True love has no ending.
Yes, I'm crazy about you.
Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing your, then they are the on who's not good enough for you.
A moment in my arms. Forever in my hear.
Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
I wasn't planning on loving you, but I'm happy that I did.
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight or first date but I just want to be your las everthing.
I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow.
I'm selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
My heart is and always be yours forever.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)
If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3
As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.
The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.
When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….
True love is when he does little things for you before you ask
Just because we’re not close anymore, that doesn’t mean I don’t care about you.
I will always love you, no matter what happens.
Happiness means you.
To me, your perfect.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are Everything.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love
Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
I am lover, Not a fighter. But I can fight for what I love.
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
Where there is love, there is life.
My heart is, and always will be, yours.
Love has no age, no limit and no death.
I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.
Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one.
When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.
Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
Someone asked me, how’s life? I just smiled & replied, she’s fine.
Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.
I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have… I always will.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up.
I still fall for you every day.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
One Boy - Thousand Feelings.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – Gandhi.
I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
Love isn’t complicated, people are.
Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
No matter how 'Busy' a person is... if they really love, they will always find the time for you!
Love is like a Air ..We can't see it but! we can feel it.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
My 'heart' is always your!
In love Never say Sorry!
Love is that, which can never explained.
My love for you is a journey that starts at forever and ends at never in Life...
I'm in love with you, and nobody stop loving you...
Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he's finished.
Love is the only thing that control every single emotion you have.
Life is too short to cry on...
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Love is knowing that some one is there for you always.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
My Hearts beats only for you.
Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
Love has no limits.
Everything is fair in Love and War.
Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you.
I think love is fearless.
Love me for a second and I'll love you forever.
I love you even when I hate you.
True love has a habit of coming back.
I'm done begging for your love.
There is no finish line so love the journey.
Fall in love not in line.
If you love something set it free.
A true love story nerve ends.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
“I wanna write ‘I miss you’ on a rock and throw at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.”
“I only miss you when I’m breathing.” ― Jason Derulo
“Some mornings still feel like the night before. I’m just waiting for the days I don’t miss you anymore.”
“Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.” — Lamartine
“If I could plant a flower for every time I miss you, I could walk through my garden forever.”
“When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.” — Taylor Swift
“When I text you it means I’m MISSING you. When I don’t it means I’m WAITING for you to miss me. If only you knew.”
“If ever I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.”
“I pretend to ignore you, but I really just miss you.”
“I feel bad when you miss me, I feel sad when you don’t.”
“All I can do every time I miss you is to stare at your pictures and smile.”
“I miss you. I might not always show it, might not always tell people, but on the inside I miss you like crazy.”
“Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you.”
“He taught me how to love, but he didn’t teach me how to stop.”
LONELY STATUS
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
Wake me up when things are going right for once.
I'm invisible, until someone needs me.
I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
No matter how hard I try you're never satisfied...
You make me feel like I'm going in spirals, I dont know what to do.
People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're just wasting your time.
The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they'll make sure they get what they want from you.
Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn't appreciate it.
I keep telling myself that I don't miss you, and that I don't love you, hoping someday I'll believe it.
Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care than to admit its killing you.
One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.
My silence is just another word for my pain.
I'm leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?
People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long.
I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.
If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
Make the most beautiful mistakes, mine is you.
I'm slowly giving up.
I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
You're the only exception.
Being ignored, worst feeling ever.
I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
But the all didn't see the little bit of sadness in me.
Out of all lies you have told... was my favorite.
Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.
I always found the right one on wrong time.
Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
I miss how you always made time for me.
Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about.
Please BURN my sad memories.
Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
I just want to fall asleep until I don't miss you anymore.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
There are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.
I have taken life on the sad side, and it had helped me to understand many many failures, many utter ruins.
Take my word for it, the saddest thing under the sky is a soul incapable of sadness.
I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
As a rule, our minds are sad.
All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness.
Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.
I could make you happy, too, if only you’d give me a chance.
Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.
One day you’ll find someone who doesn’t care about your past because they want to be your future.
You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.
When you feel lonely, Music is your only Friend.
I love being alone, but i Hate being lonely.
I smile all the time so noone know how sad and lonely i am inside.
I hate letting people into my life coz they always leave.
I just want to feel that i am important to someone.
Being lonely is the hardest thing in life.
The loneliest people on the planets are the biggest givers.
Lonely is a man without Love.
You can’t be lonely if you are in company of the person you’re alone with.
Sometimes in life it’s good to be Alone… so that No jackass can hurt you.
Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.
Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.
Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.
The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.
I’ll never forget how being depressed and lonely feels great like a companion to each other.
It’s sad to be happy alone.
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by
I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends
Don’t try to please other people if in the end, you know it won’t work.
I hate being the one that causes you this pain..
Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn’t appreciate it.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.
Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Completely In The Dark.
Its Too Hard To Stay Alone In Life.
I Am Not Alone, I Am Lonely With Out You.
I Close My Eyes & Dream Of A Time When I Wasn’t All Alone.
Feels like going for a walk, alone, in the dark, with nothing but the moon to guide me.
Everyone thinks I have it all but its so empty living behind these walls,
The people who were once close to me, now act as complete strangers.
Is feeling extremely lonely, and neglected right now. But does anyone really care?
Sometimes loneliness is my good friends!
I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad.
Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?
The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.
Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can't forget ME.
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
It's sad to be happy alone.
When you feel lonely, Music is your only Friend.
I love being alone, but I hate being lonely.
I smile all the time so noone know how sad and lonely I am inside.
I hate letting people into my life because they always leave.
I just want to feel that I am important to someone.
Being lonely is the hardest thing in life.
The loneliest people on the planets are the biggest givers.
Lonely is a MAN without LOVE.
Sometimes in life it’s good to be Alone… so that No jackass can hurt you.
Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.
Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.
Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.
The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.
What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?
It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.
Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.
Alone, all alone nobody, but nobody can make it out here alone.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.
To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.
How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?
You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.
There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.
How can I go back to where the smile I had was real.
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
The pain is there to remind me that I'm still alive.
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.
Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by.
I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.
It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.
Only you can put a smile on my face when I'm sad...
I hate when people say they miss you, but don't make a effort to speak to you or see you.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can't speak.
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.
How did I go from being so happy, to so SAD!
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
Wake me up when things are going right for once.
I'm invisible, until someone needs me.
I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
No matter how hard I try you're never satisfied...
You make me feel like I'm going in spirals, I dont know what to do.
People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're just wasting your time.
The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they'll make sure they get what they want from you.
Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn't appreciate it.
I keep telling myself that I don't miss you, and that I don't love you, hoping someday I'll believe it.
Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care than to admit its killing you.
One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.
My silence is just another word for my pain.
I'm leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?
People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long.
I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.
If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
Make the most beautiful mistakes, mine is you.
I'm slowly giving up.
I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
You're the only exception.
Being ignored, worst feeling ever.
I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
But the all didn't see the little bit of sadness in me.
Out of all lies you have told... was my favorite.
Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.
I always found the right one on wrong time.
Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
I miss how you always made time for me.
Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about.
Please BURN my sad memories.
Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
I just want to fall asleep until I don't miss you anymore.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
There are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.
I have taken life on the sad side, and it had helped me to understand many many failures, many utter ruins.
Take my word for it, the saddest thing under the sky is a soul incapable of sadness.
I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
As a rule, our minds are sad.
All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness.
Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.
I could make you happy, too, if only you’d give me a chance.
Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.
One day you’ll find someone who doesn’t care about your past because they want to be your future.
You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.
BROKEN HEARTS
If you left me without any reason, then don’t come back with an excuse
If someone can walk out of your life that means they never really cared.
I miss you but i am not going to text you first because i want to see if you miss me more.
Karma does not have a menu, it serves what you deserve.
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.
Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because its you.
I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do.
Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
My silence is just an other word for my pain.
Feelings that come back are feelings that never away.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.
Don't make a permanent decision for your temporary emotion.
Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.
Its very easy to say "Busy" when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear "Busy" when you need someone.
Sometimes, it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Sometimes, it's the things that go unsaid that can hurt the most, way more than any angry words ever could.
I'm sick and tired of being strong...
Life changes in just an instance whether its good or bad you need to embrace the change and make the best of it.
Sometimes, you need to step outside. Get some air, and remind yourself of who you are and who you want to be...
I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you`re special to me.
I love sleep, because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I am awake.
Acting is a total physical, emotional sensation.
When you put that ring on my finger, you put a chain of death around my heart.
You never understand it until you experience it.
You think I've changed. Truth is you never really knew the real me.
It doesnt matter what you do. It matter who you do it with.
Silence speak very loudly but it is amazing how many people don't take the time to listen.
Though the feeling has not passed sad to say our love did not
It's funny how a person can hurt you so much when you were expecting it in the first place
Sometimes i just want to kill myself just to see if anyone really cares.
Sometimes one hello, makes you never want to say goodbye.
Sex? No thanks. My life fucks me everyday.
It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.
You always say you hate to see me hurt, and you hate to see me cry. So all those times that you hurt me, did you close your eyes?
Love is nothing more then a word that you used when you stole my heart.
Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
Im fighting to get you out of my head but Im holding onto every word that you ever said.
I'm done with tears. I'm wiping my eyes. If he doesnt care then why the hell should I?
Because every breath I take proves that I can live without you.
Before you go pointing your fingers at someone else, you may want to make sure your own hands are clean..
Every time I see your name come up on my phone, I smile and my heart starts to beat just a little faster.
Sometimes it's only after you leave a situation that you realize you shouldn't have been in it to begin with.
You really believe you want to die... but in reality, you want to be saved.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Sometimes you expect so much from others, but maybe it's because you'd be willing to do it for them.
I'm not addicted to texting, I'm addicted to the person i'm texting.
Ability is what you're capable of doing, motivation determines what you do, and attitude determines how well you do it.
I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say Im moving on and do it.
Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be.
I have always been afraid of losing people I love, but sometimes I keep asking myself, Is there anyone who's afraid of losing me too?
Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, but you behaviors decide who will stay in your life...
My silence doesn't mean that I quit, It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand..
Usually the people who degrade others are self conscious about themselves. They want to feel empowerment over you & see you get in your feelings. Don't let them.
When something bad happens, something good happens in return because no matter what you do somebody is looking out for you and you never know who that could be.
Just because you have a heart, doesn`t make you a human, you got to have emotions in that.
No matter the miles between us, we always stand under the same stars.
It's very easy to hurt someone and then say "sorry" but it's really difficult to get hurt and then say "I m fine"
When you are helpless you will come to know who is helpful.
The best part about walking in the rain... is that no one knows you're crying.
Success means having the courage... the determination... and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be.
Our life are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.
Before you go pointing your fingers at someone else... you may want to make sure your own hands are clean.
What hurts more than losing you is knowing your not fighting to keep me.
God is closest to those who have broken hearts.
Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again... skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
Hurt me with a truth, don’t comfort me with a lie.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight.
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
Loving might be a mistake, but it's worths making.
Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
I done what I like, I don’t care what you think?
As long as I feel like this we cant be friends…selfish but its the truth.
Shame on me for always being selfish, the feeling is never returned.
Sympathizing and selfish people are alike, both given to tears.
People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming...
I’d rather be hated for being real, than loved for being fake.
Selfishness, not love, is the actuating motive of the gallant.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon... but that we wait so long to begin it.
Emotional Pain is the worst because physical pain can heal... But emotional pain will forever be there.
My silence doesn't mean that I quit. I don't argue with stupids.
If you can't take the time to see me while I'm alive... then don't stand or my grave crying when I am gone.
When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.
Do not look where you fell but where you slipped.
Time does heal all wounds. However, wounds fade into scars... becoming less visible but the scar remains as a reminder of the pain.
The scariest part in being loved by someone is the uncertainty that they may stop anytime.
Sometimes the person who laughs the most is the person who bears the most pain.
The pain of missing a lovable person is like a baby's cry It knows for what it cries but doesn't know to express it in words.
It really hurts when you see the person you love, has gotten over you so easily.
Maybe if I stop caring, planning, and wanting...then I wont be so disappointed when the inevitable happens.
Live life like it's never hurt you
The worst battle is the one that goes on between your heart and your mind.You never know which one to listen to..
Tired of being hurt, tired of getting broken down, tired of faking smiles.
When words fail, tears speak.
I still care, that 's the problem
If I die tomorrow you will miss me...
The most important part of moving on is letting go.
Silence is the most powerful scream
Sometimes we forgive people who don't even deserve it.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
I hope we meet again.
Nothing last forever.
Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.
Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to.
A relationship is only made for two but some just forget how to count.
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now.
Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.
How did I go from being so happy, to so sad...
Wake me up when things are going right for once.
It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.
It's never going to be the same again. And that's whats killing me.
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
One day you will see what you lost. One day I'll see what I gained.
Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can't speak.
Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.
I'm invisible,until someone needs me.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
I hate when people say they miss you, but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you.
I just hope that you miss me a little when I'm gone.
Just because I moved on doesn't mean I won't be here if you change your mind. You always have special place in my heart.
Love can't be prove with poems, promises or presents, sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it...
People always think the most painful thing is to lose the one you love. In truth, the most painful thing is to lose YOURSELF, and not even realize it until it's too late.
Just because we don't have future together, doesn't mean we don't love each other.
Once you learn to be happy alone you won't tolerate anyone who can't make you just as happy.
Never allow loneliness to drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don't belong with.
Once someone cheats in the relationship, there's NO reason go stay. If they truly loved you they would've never cheated!
We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong person. but one thing is sure, mistakes help us find the right person.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
There is always that person in life that you give several chances, it’s because you love them more than you hate them.
The heart was made to be broken.
Just give me time and I will get over you.
If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
I’ll say goodbye this one last time. But know that I’m not really saying goodbye because in my heart I will still always love you. So goodbye...
Trusting you again is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.
It’s better to dream of something you may never have than to lose something you always dreamed of having.
It’s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow.
Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.
Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start now and make a brand new ending.
The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
Relationships are very simple. There are only two things that can happen. You either get married or your break up.
It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
People say follow your heart…but which way do you go when your heart breaks into two?
If someone really loves you, they wouldn’t let you slip away no matter how big the situation is.
No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.
One day you will want me and tell me sorry, but it’ll be too late.
Just give me time and I’ll get over you.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride..
If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more.
I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
I’m going to take the past and burn it up. Lift my head and carry on because baby I’m stronger than you’ll ever know..
I will never learn to stop loving you I’m just learning how to live without you and move on without you there by my side.
They say you have to go on and forget the past, but for me it’s not like that cause every time i try to forget the memory hunts me again..
Sometimes when you love someone who isn’t right for you, no matter how much you love them and want them back you have to let them go..
Out of all the people in the world I thought you were the the one to be there for me 4 ever and always. Turns out I was just your last option wasn’t I.
It’s so hard to look at you and think we were so close. We were best friends. And now. I’m nothing to you.
It’s not the breakup that hurts the most. It’s the post trauma that follows it. It is waking up and checking your cell for the message that is not there.
The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
What do you do when Something that was your Everything becomes a Nothing?.
I’m too bright to shine in your dull World...
There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to be.
Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because its hard for someone else to understand them :(
Pretending like you don't care about your past & acting like you've moved on, Hurts!
ANGRY STATUS
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. that’s why you have two hands...
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths!
Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it won't work.
It takes a lot of energy to get angry. I don’t care to use my energy that way.
Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk...
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you about 5 times.
When you stopped believing in me, I did too!
People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on...
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.
I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.
You should have two facebook accounts. One for each face.
Don’t put words into my mouth. I have got plenty to say. Don’t tell me how to live my life, I do things my way.
Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper.
You can’t trust anybody these days… You think you have a good friend till you turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.
Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper...
I would not have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
I will not delete you or block you. I'm keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you.
Go ahead, judge me. Just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life!
Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.
My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out.
Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
What goes around comes around. That’s what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
I will not delete you or block you. I'm keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you…
I text you because I want to have a conversation with you. Not to get one word answers.
Definition of Ex: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.
Actions speak louder than words, your words don't mean anything to me when your actions are telling me different.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose...
When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.
My life, my choices, my problems, my mistakes, my lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.
No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.
Don’t make so many promises when you can’t even keep one.
Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced & worthless.
I told you I needed you, you told me the same. I wasn't lying, so why didn't you tell the truth?
The more I get to know guys, the more I like Dogs.
I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
Some things can never be forgotten and nor forgiven.
There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.
If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to pop your head off and shit down your neck.
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Getting angry doesn’t solve Anything.
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the anther person to die.
I don’t Know, how people can fake whole relationship. I can’t even fake a hello to somebody. I don’t like...
Don’t let the ending be so ugly that you can’t remember how beautiful the beginning was.
Sometimes you have to bite someone to remind everyone that you have teeth!
Sometimes people should shut up if they don’t have anything positive to say.
Never go to bed angry, Stay awake plan your revenge...
An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his mind...
Just really wants to punch someone really hard, until they feel how much I am hurting on the inside!
Getting angry is actually punishing yourself with mistake of others.
Some days I can handle more shit than others, today is not one of those days!
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, don’t smile at me to my face!
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out
I will not delete you or block you. I am keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you…
66. It’s better to cry than to be angry because anger hurts others, while tears flow silently through the soul and cleanness the heart...
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
I don’t care what anyone thinks about me because I’m damn proud of who I'm deal with it...
Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them!
A good mood is like a balloon, one stupid little prick is all it takes to completely ruin it!
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
ANGER is one letter short of DANGER, take a deep breath don’t let your words become danger…
Anger is one letter short of danger, Greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Is singing ‘if you’re angry & you know it punch their face’
Your attitude can hurt me but mine can kill you.
Sometimes I wonder why such f****** people even exist in our life...
When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
Two things a man should never be angry at 'What he can help and what he cannot help'
Malice drinks one half of its own poison.
True friends are like diamond, when you hit them they do not break, they only slip away from your life...
Just because I’m being quiet, that doesn’t mean I’m mad. Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to talk.
The worst tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Never strike your wife… even with a flower.
No matter how angry or upset I may be... my child’s smile always makes it a better day...
Don’t disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.
Life is a Bitch until your rich...
More expectations break relations...
Forget what hurt you, but never what it taught you!
I dip my fist in sugar before I punch my enemies in the face. Sweet, Sweet Revenge.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Don't act so relieved, I don't actually forgive people, I just pretend like everythings ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
What goes around comes around, that's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
I'm the type of person that the more you complain about me, the harder I'll try to annoy you.
No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up and if you are lucky, you will get to watch.
If someone steps on you give him a high-five thank you...
Stop being a China product!
Enjoy life today for tomorrow belongs to the owner...
Never postpone your goal but choose to score it today...
I’ll listen to your opinion but it will not affect my
COOL STATUS
If Plan A didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters so stay cool.
Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…
Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!
God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Best Cool Status for Whatsapp in English
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.
Everyday is a second chance.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
The road to success is always under construction.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Born to express not to impress.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
When I was born. Devil said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!"
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
When nothing goes right... Go left!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
Please don’t forget to smile :)
Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
You're right. I'm NOT perfect. But I'm unique!
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself...
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
I got less but I got best!
Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
If a hug tell how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
Silence is the most powerful scream...
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
I'm the dude with cool attitude.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Yes, I'm smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
My life my rules. _|_
Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine...
I don't care what people think or say about me...
There are two type of people winner and losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it!
I wish my parents were like Google... they should understand me even before I complete...
Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF...
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
Totally available! Please disturb me!
Life must go on :-)
I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Nowadays, "Cool" Means - I Really Don't Care.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on Whatsapp.
If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life... good luck!
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say "Good-Bye!"
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
There are no winners in life... only survivors.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…"
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere
Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.
I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…
I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak
I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.
Silence speaks thousand words.
If my attitude could kill, it would be called AK47
A problem is not really a problem, The real problem is your attitude towards that problem.
Real difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Ofcourse i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."
I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..
Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
Friction is a drag.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
The best way to let people remember you is to ‘borrow money from them’
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Save water - Drink beer!
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P
C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
Good Morning, let the stress begin...
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
Move on…
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.
You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)
Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
Whattsapp status is loading.....
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.....
Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent...
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature...
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Jealousy = I actually care about you.
Once a cheater always a repeater...
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
I'm soo poor... I can't even pay attention
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them...
It's cute when your crush's crush is uuh ;-)
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious.
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! :)
I will kill you with my awesomeness...
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
Silence doesn't always mean you're mad... sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
I'm so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
Totally available! Please disturb me...
Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.
Single doesn't always mean available...
Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
the best one night stand is masturbation...you get to play with p#%^y and don't have explain why later...lol
When I'm good, I'm very good and when I'm bad, I'm sensational!
I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I've got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
My goal in life isn’t to become famous or powerful…it’s to make enough money to eat whatever I want.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
I trust a lot of people not to kill me every day.
I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe to sit on the couch.
Some people should just give up at engineering or medical. Like I have!
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…"
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
Car headlights should flash at the same time the horn is pressed to alert people with hearing difficulties.
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
When two people are arguing and one person says “You know what…” , that argument is about to get awesome!
Asking if I’m hungry is like asking if I want money. The answer is always YES.
Life is short. Buy the damn shoes.
“F#CK It.” – My final thought before making most decisions.
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.
If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
My boyfriend asked me for anal so I colour coordinated his sock drawer. I know what men want.
Some days you can’t play the music loud enough.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Behind every crazy women is a man who made her that way.
Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy.
Don’t jump to confusions.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
“I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.” — Me being delusional
I’m having trouble telling if it’s killing me or making me stronger.
Be f#%king polite. Please.
Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.
Stop looking for trouble. I’m right here.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.
Sure, your prince might come. But just in case he doesn’t, God created wine.
Few things turn me on like good grammar.
No one is ever “Just kidding”.
Aaaaand I’m already over this day.
Never let anyone tell you you’re too young to do something. A baby shark is still a f#%king shark.
I like my coffee like I like my oxygen – CONSTANT.
You’re ridiculous. Want to be best friends?
I’m happy as long as I’m not hungry.
I feel bad for the people who change their birthday for April Fools Day and then their mom wishes them Happy Birthday :)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?
Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
You look like a before picture.
You have the perfect face for radio.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.
Marriage means silent suicide.
Silent people have the craziest minds.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Enjoy your life. There's is plenty of time to be dead.
Life is onetime offers use it well.
Do you still hate me? I don't care!
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
3 mistakes of everyone’s life: Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain...
Trust me you will dance - Alcohol
Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone.
Rules are made to be break.
Save Water, Drink Beer!
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
Dear Google, please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
NAUGHTY STATUS
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D
Nice legs? what time do they open?
That Is True Love..!
NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..
I'm easy. Are you?
Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.
Great Minds F*CK each Other.
Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
F_CK... all i need is U..
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.
KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.
Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.
You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang!
Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
My name is (name) remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't u + i = 3D 69?
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!
I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
I'm easy. Are you?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass!
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;)
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :)
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
Love is just love, it can never explained.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
I think my girlfriend has had sixtyone boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
Im crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you cant process me with a normal brain... you need a high version!! status is loading...
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can�t live without my friend.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Life's Irony Little Girls Want Barbie Dolls And Little Boys Want Big Cars. After Growing Up Big Girls Want Cars And Big Boys Want Barbie Dolls.
Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entering The class without Permission n saying to MAM: "Hey SwEeTy!" "CARRY ON DONT STOP"...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE CCome,OOn,LLets, LLove, EEach,GGirl,EEqually...... Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date. Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later!
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession. Prostitute: I'm a social engineer Policeman � What do you do? Prostitute I build and destroy erections!
Teacher: Dog? Student Bow Bow! Teacher: Cat? Student: Meowwwwww. Teacher Lion? Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah. Teacher: I said LION, Not �Leone'..! =P
Why was newton surprised to c a naked girl? bcoz something started moving upwards which was against law of gravity!
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I?ll put my head in.
You?ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm not staring at your boobs,I'm staring at your heart!
How can you tell a head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees!
Caterpillar last words to a guy who's about to kill him u r just jealous that i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. :P
GIRLS STUPIDITY: . They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON. . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR..
" Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world? so plz start teeth brushing regularly "
A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
It takes a million compliments to build you up & one insult to send it all crashing down.
Be smart and don't let me go, A girl like me and a love like mine don't come around every day.
LOVE is like a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn?t u + i = 3D 69?
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Life Is The Way How You Look At It: "LIVE TOGETHER" Some Will Read As: "Live Together" Others Will Read As: "Live To Gather" AND Some Will Read It As: "Live To Get Her" :D :x
Sign board at a Pakistani petrol pump "please don't smoke here! we know your life has no value But
Petrol is very expensive"
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night.
Interviewer: Where where yo born? Sardar ji: Punjab, interviewer: which part? Sardar ji : poori body was born in Punjab...."
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
'1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking" 1 day I read drinking is bad "I stop drinking" 1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit " I stop reading" lOlzz'
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What?s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I?d becoming too!
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
I think my girlfriend has had sixtyone boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I?m allergic to sex.
Nice legs?what time do they open?
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
I’m easy. Are you?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If it?s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can?t hold it in.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I?ll screw you till he shows up.
Poke me now if you?ve ever had a crush on me..
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it?s half full. I?m just happy to have a glass!
When I die my gravestone is going to have a ?Like? button.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
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STATUS QUOTES IN ENGLISH .
BEST EXPERIENCE, MOTIVATIONAL,FRIENDSHIP LOVE, SAD ..FUNNY LAST
BEST EXPERIENCES STATUS**READ**
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"Never feel sad on losing anything in your life
Because whenever a Tree loses its leaf,
A new leaf is ready to take its place!"
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An Airoplane Is Always Safe At Ground.
But It's Not Made For That.
So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks In
Life To Get Great Acheivment.
@Nothing in the nature lives for itself
Rivers don't drink their own water
Trees don't eat their own fruit
Sun doesn't give heat for itself
Moon doesn't ever go on honeymoon
Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves
Moral:
Living for Others is the Rule of Nature
Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.
A simple hello could lead to million things.
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.
My playlist can tell you the story of my life.
If i treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.There are no mistakes in life, just lessons.Enjoy life. It comes with expiry date.Life is best friend when you get what you want, and life is teacher when you dont.Life is a collection of mistakes, you will never learn if you don’t make themMy life is not complicated, just the people in it.I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.The beauty of life is, while we can’t undo what is done, but we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change.Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
STATUS FOR DAILY LIFE
I Am Who I Am, Your Approval isn't needed.
The question isn't can you, it's will you?
Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new
Strong women rule the world
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
Close your eyes and I'll Kiss you!
You have every right to a beautiful Life!
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
Hating me doesn't make you pretty.
It's so beautiful when a boy smiles.
Life is better when you're laughing.
Under Construction.
Be yourself, there's no one better.
If you got eyes, look at me now.
This is the most magical pic of your life.
Omg. Look at me. Instagram Selfie :)
When nothing goes right, go left instead!
I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.
Morning time is Selfie Time #GoodMorning
Girls look like without makeup.
This is called a Selfie.
Don’t copy my style of taking Selfies :D
Watching today from my bedroom.
Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword...
Oh so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram?
Do you like my shirt?
I get by with a little help from my friends...
Time to party, Ladies!
I wish you were here :)
Photobomb me at your own Risk!
Does this Selfie make me look Fat?
Don’t Judge, you don’t’ know my Story
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
Right Here, I Need Love and Little Sympathy!
Close your Eyes and I’ll Kiss you
Be silent and let your success shout..
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
My favorite music is your voice.
Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so Cute
You’re cute, can I have you?
Frisky Friday!
You wrecked me
Drunk as a Skunk
Why so Serious?
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary
Please don’t hold your breath!
Just hanging with my Friends!
Sandals and Sunshine
Yolo swag
So Jealous?
Sunday Means Fun Day!
My life: Pizza and Movies!
Being silly with the Girls
Just got new Tops
New York for Life
Miami for Life
Life is better when you’re laughing
It’s so beautiful when a girl smiles - It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles
The Sun will Shine someday!
Maybe she’s born with it
Real men don’t take Selfies
Show anyone and I’ll Kill you
I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me
It’s Funny because it disappears...
Sydney for Life
When was the last time I was cute?
I don’t always finish my Jokes!
Dare to differ
Hottest Girl in my City!
So famous on Instagram
Sorry, I slept with your Brother
Time for Bed, no Makeup!
What’s your WhatsApp?
Got my Coffee and Donuts
Animal Selfies are the Best Selfies
From Tokyo to LA
So we meet again
I was born to stand out
Excuse me while I Kiss the Sky.
On Wednesdays, I wear Pink
So, who Ate my Food?
It’s Sexy Time
Meet Queen / King Queen
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules
Is Google a boy or a Girl? Obviously a Girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
I Love You This Much!
LIFE STATUS
Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Everyone comes in our life for a reason. Those who don’t have any, stay.
Life goes on……With or without you
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
With the change in seasons,people change people from their life
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
Don't be the same. Be better!
I'm sad but I smile. That's my life.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
Life is never easy for those who dream.
I don't want a perfect life. I want a happy life.
Life Quotes in English
Remember it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
You only live once, but if you do it right once is enough.
Don't wait for the perfect moment take the moment and make it perfect.
The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
life is too short to wait on someone to love you the way you love them.
You meet thousands of people, and none of them really mean anything to you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever.
Good Morning! It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Everyone, get out there and share your beautiful smile with the world.
Just want to give a shout out, a hug, some dap, a high 5, a pound, handshake, a pat on the back, a kiss, some love and a good morning to you Facebook.
It’s a good day today I woke up all by myself without anyone screaming at me to wake up, the phone didn’t ring, and no alarm! yep great day.
The people who do not appreciate the little things of life, are not worth the big ones.
Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.
Life is the greatest mystery. You never know where it will take you and when it will end.
No one is a virgin life screws us all
Life is like an ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad, but all come together to create the story of our lives.
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Don't be afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
Life is what happens when you are looking sadly at the past and looking too far into the future.
Life is what happens when you are looking sadly at the past and looking too far into the future.
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
I have learned that life may not always be easy, but it’s always worth living
Love is life. If you miss love, you miss life.
No matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect.
Life is like driving a car. It’s okay to look behind sometimes but keep looking straight because life’s goes on.
Life is simple, it’s just not easy.
Don’t go through life, grow through life.
They say life gets better. When?
Your life doesn’t get better by chance, It gets better by CHANGE.
The best revenge is living a successful, good life, and just being happy.
Life dosent always give you the people you want , and sometimes it takes away the people you need the most.
There was a time when we used to tell friends: 'Lets meet & plan something' and now we say: 'Lets plan and meet some day'. Thats how the life change.
Life isn’t hard. People with their needless complications and unnecessary lies make it that way.
Life is always about ups and downs. You won’t always be at the top, but you won’t always be at the bottom too.
Everyone has three lives; a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
Dear My Life, A pause button would be greatly appreciated!
Love. Lust. Laugh. Lie. Lose. Loss. Lessons. The “7L” that created “LIFE”
Life is not about people who act true to your face. Its about people who remain true behind your back.
I’ll be strong, I’ll be wrong, oh but life goes on.
Life is like race between cat & rat. But rat mostly wins because cat runs for food rat runs for life. Always remember purpose is more important then need.
We never get what we want, We never want what we get, We never have what we like, We never like what we have. That’s life.
Life gives answer in 3 ways. It says yes and gives you what you want, it says no and gives you something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
If you are brave to say GOOD BYE, life will reward you with a new HELLO.
The minute you think you’re going to lose something, it suddenly becomes the most important thing in your life.
People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on.
Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It’s about learning how to dance in the rain.
Move on. It is just a chapter in the past, but don’t close the book - just turn the page.
Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.
When you are successful your well wishers know who you are but when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are.
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Before you judge how I live my life, I suggest you take a good look at your own.
You gave me a reason for my being, and I love what I’m feeling. You gave me a meaning to my life.
My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments.
Count your age with friends but not with years.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
Life goes on... Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. or stay behind locked in the past thinking of what could've been.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I’m not perfect and I don't have to be! Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
Life is not a matter of milestones but of moments.
Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
Success always hugs you in private... but failure always slaps you in the public! that's life.
Silence is the most loud voice.
Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.
You don’t need a reason to help people.
Forget your age and live your life.
When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don't understand that you make yourself available for them every time...
Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can't make a rainbow, without a little rain.
Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Remember it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
Each new day is another chance to change your life.
Sometimes, people don't notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it.
I have found that if you love life, life will love you always.
Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others.
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know.
With the change in seasons, people change people from their life.
Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.
Love what you do and do what you love. Don't listen to anyone else who tells you not to do it. You do what you want, what you love. Imagination should be the center of your life.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
The person that you will spend the most time with in your life is yourself, so you better try to make yourself as interesting as possible...
There comes a point in your life when your realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
Don’t fall for words. Test them when they least expect it. That’s when they don’t know if you’re looking or not.
Everyone comes in our life for a reason. Those who don't have any, stay.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, 'Do you want to save the changes?'
Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.
Life goes on......With or without you :-)
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.
Dont be afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
Life is a collection of mistakes, you will never learn if you don’t make them.
Life is the greatest mystery. You never know where it will take you and when it will end.
SMILE STATUS /QUOTES
Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.”
“People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.” ― Lee Mildon
“Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.” ― Jim Beggs
“You’ve got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you’ve got.”
“You're never fully dressed without a smile.”
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.” ― Andy Rooney
“I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me.” ― David White
“One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.”
“Use your smile to change the world, don't let the world change your smile.”
“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.” ― Thich Nhat Hanh
“If I can see pain in your eyes then share with me your tears. If I can see joy in your eyes then share with me your smile.”
“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you; the next one may fall for your smile.” ― Mae West
“It takes a lot of energy to be negative. You have to work at it. But smiling is painless. I’d rather spend my energy smiling.” ― Eric Davis
“A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.”
“Start every day with a smile and get it over with.”
“Never regret something that once made you smile.” ― Chinese Proverb
“All people smile in the same language.” ― Proverb
“Smile, even if it’s a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.”
“A smile is happiness you’ll find right under your nose.” ― Tom Wilson
“Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.” ― Anna Lee
“Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.” ― Thich Nhat Hanh
“Sometimes people have to cry out their tears to make room for a heart full of smiles.”
“I love those random memories that make me smile.”
“I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.”
“Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.”
“You’re never fully dressed without a smile.” ― Martin Charnin
“You are somebody’s reason to smile.” ― Chinese Proverb
“You make me smile like no one did before.”
“Always smile, as smile is the only thing from which you can please someone.”
“Smile and gratitude will make you stronger.”
“Silence & smile are two powerful tools.”
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happend.”
“Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.”
“There’s always a reason to smile.”
“All I can do every time I miss you is to stare at your picutres and smile.”
“The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.”
“A smile confuses an approaching frown.”
“A laugh is a smile that bursts.” ― Mary H. Waldrip
“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” ― William Arthur Ward
“When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.” ― Steve Maraboli
“Smile is the beginning of peace.”
“Use your smile to change the world; don’t let the world change your smile.” ― Chinese Proverb
“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” ― Charles Gordy
“Every smile makes you a day younger.” ― Chinese Proverb
“If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.”
“Make each new day count by helping some or just making someone smile.”
“I love it when in the middle of our kiss I can feel you smiling.”
“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love.” ― Maya Angelou
“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ― Newyorker
“Be who you are, always smile, and stay happy. You never know who is watching.”
“Hey, I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.” ― Paul Simon
“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” ― William Arthur Ward
“We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.” ― Mother Teresa
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” ― Phyllis Diller
“A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.” ― Tom Wilson
“Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.” ― Jeanne Calment
“Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.” ― Yoko Ono
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.” ― Andy Rooney
“A smile is the universal welcome.” ― Max Eastman
“I never smile unless I mean it.” ― Donny Osmond
“I want to touch the heart of the world and make it smile.” ― Charles de Lint
“Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms.” ― Thomas Gray
“Never a lip is curved with pain that can't be kissed into smiles again.” ― Bret Harte
“Peace begins with a smile.” ― Mother Teresa
“If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.” ― Maya Angelou
“It's inspirational to see someone who is dying smile.” ― Arlen Specter
“Never regret something that once made you smile.”
“You are somebody’s reason to smile.”
“Every smile makes you a day younger.” — Chinese Proverb
“I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection.” — Leonardo da Vinci
“Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.” — George Eliot
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” — Mark Twain
“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love.” — Maya Angelou
“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.” — Thích Nhất Hạnh
“There is no weapon in the feminine armory to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile.” — Dorothy Dix
“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” — William Arthur Ward
“Hey, I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.” — Paul Simon
“You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.” — Charlie Chaplin
“I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me.” — David White
“When I look out at the people and they look at me and they’re smiling, then I know that I’m loved. That is the time when I have no worries, no problems.” — Etta James
“Keep smiling… It makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.”
“Smile… It confuses people.”
“I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile to hide sadness.”
“You walk through life much easier with a smile on your face.”
“I smile because I have no idea what's going on!”
“A smiling face is a beautiful face. A smiling heart is a happy heart.”
“Smiling speaks to people charmingly without saying a word.”
“Smile... and the world will smile at you.”
“Smiling does not always mean you are completely happy, sometimes it means you want to avoid sadness.”
“Just because I’m happy doesn’t mean I have to smile. & Just because I smile doesn’t mean I’m happy.”
“Smile… even if it’s just to annoy someone.”
“Smile at everyone, you never know who’s an angel.”
“Smile its not about you, its about who it helps!”
“Smile cuz its easier than explaining whats wrong.”
“Behind every girls smile:is a best friend who put it there.”
“A smile is for everyone, not just who you give it to!”
“Friendship starts with a SMILE!”
“Smile because lifes to short to frown.”
“Smile, it confuses people.”
“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” –
CUTE STATUS
You’re the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep.
The moment I want to be with you, I close my eyes.
I am more concerned about your happiness, because I care about you more.
You’re the best thing that happened to me and I mean it really.
Time can never change my feelings for you.
I hardly notice anyone, because you’re the most beautiful thing in the world.
To make you smile for no reason is the only reason to make you happy.
Distance and time don’t matter anymore when you are in my heart.
Life is a party, but without you there is no reason to celebrate.
I don’t mind waiting for you, because you’re worth it.
Believe in small things that matter and that can make big differences.
Never regret your choices because even bad experiences teach you a lot.
Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.
Whenever someone asks me, “How’s life"? I reply: "she’s fine".
You’re my angel that gives me wings to fly high.
I just had a lovely accident; I just fell in love with you.
I can feel you in all your old SMS and emails. How magical it is?
We are so identical. Like two volumes of one book.
You’re the turning point in my life.
Words cannot measure the deep feelings I have for you.
Everybody needs someone in life to hold on to. Glad that I have you.
It’s quite strange how strangers become lovers and lovers turn into life partners.
I generally stay busy, but whenever I pause you’re on my mind.
Stay positive and you’ll see beautiful things happening in your life.
I am always there by your side when you make mistakes because I know you’re trying.
When you truly care about someone, you don’t really care about their flaws.
When two people share their sorrows together all they get back is satisfaction and happiness.
I never really think of future because I already have you by my side.
God is the best listener because He can listen to your silent and sincere prayers.
No storm can wreck the ship of my life because you’re my anchor.
You’re like math. You only add love, subtract hate and multiply my hope.
I am not a warrior, but with you I can battle the toughest challenges in my life.
You’re the promise of God to me that my future is in good hands.
I am not famous as a celebrity, but I give a damn about it as I am glad you know me.
The moment I fell in love with you, I realized the gravity of your love.
It takes two imperfect human beings to create a perfect relationship.
You’re the coolest person in my life so when you’re around, I make lemonade out of lemons in my life.
You’re the sunshine and the rainbow when troubles pour on me.
People say home is where your heart is, so basically my home is where you are.
Love is blind and therefore I don’t need eyes to see your beauty.
Whenever I search for love, I end up finding you.
Everything happens for a reason, if not now you will see the big picture later on in life.
People will love you more for what you are than being a copy of someone else.
When you can’t change things in your life, move on.
To admire the real beauty you don’t need eyes, you need a good heart.
When you start counting your blessings, life becomes easier
You can make someone angry, but it takes love to make that same person smile after being angry at you.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Yes, I'm smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
My life my rules. _|_
Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine...
I don't care what people think or say about me...
There are two type of people winner and losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it!
I wish my parents were like Google... they should understand me even before I complete...
Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF...
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
Totally available! Please disturb me!
Life must go on :-)
I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Nowadays, "Cool" Means - I Really Don't Care.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on Whatsapp.
If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life... good luck!
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say "Good-Bye!"
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
There are no winners in life... only survivors.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…"
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere
Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.
I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…
I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak
I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.
Silence speaks thousand words.
If my attitude could kill, it would be called AK47
A problem is not really a problem, The real problem is your attitude towards that problem.
Real difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart…
I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
Please don’t forget to smile :)
Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
You're right. I'm NOT perfect. But I'm unique!
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself...
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
I got less but I got best!
Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
If a hug tell how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
Silence is the most powerful scream...
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
I'm the dude with cool attitude.
MOTIVATIONAL STATUS/ QUOTES
Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.
One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
'Work until you don't have to introduce yourself '
"To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."
Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.
Defeat your enemies with your success.
Do it today or regret TOMORROW.
In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure
"Dreams is not what you see in sleep is the thing which doesn't let you sleep" — A P J Abdul Kalam
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." — Unknown
"Life is about making an impact, not making an income." — Kevin Kruse
"Do not give up the beginning is always the hardest." — Unknown
"Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve." — Napoleon Hill
"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." — Albert Einstein
“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." — Robert Collier
"I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse." — Florence Nightingale
"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." — Winston Churchill
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." — Steve Jobs
"If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary." — Jim Rohn
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." — Thomas Edison
"If you genuinely want something, don’t wait for it. Teach yourself to be impatient." — Gurbaksh Chahal
"Dream big and dare to fail." — Norman Vaughan
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." — Confucius
"Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs." — Farrah Gray
"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless." — Jamie Paolinetti
"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." — Joshua J. Marine
"Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears." — Les Brown
"Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions." — Dalai Lama
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." — Lao-tzu
"I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft." — Bill Gates
"You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else." — Albert Einstein
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." — Albert Einstein
"Dream big, work hard." — Robert Downey
"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday."
"Be a hero, always say, I have no fear." — Swami Vivekananda
"If plan 'A' didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letter! Stay cool."
"You're already a successful person the things we take for granted someone else is praying for..."
"If you can dream it. You can do it." — Walt Disney
"Everyday is a second change."
"Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room." — Dwayne Johnson
"Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving." — Albert Einstein
"I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because, he will find an easy way to do it." — Bill Gates
"Enjoy the game and chase your dreams. Dreams do come true." — Sachin Tendulkar
"Don't waste your time with explanations. People only hear what they want to hear." — Paulo Coelho
"Do not pray for an easy life. pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." — Bruce Lee
"I hated every minute of training. But I said, don't quit. Suffer now and love the rest of your life as a champion." — Muhammed Ali
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." — Mahatma Gandhi
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take." — Wayne Gretzky
"I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." — Michael Jordan
"Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being." — Kevin Kruse
"Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans." — John Lennon
"We become what we think about." — Earl Nightingale
"The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any." — Alice Walker
"The mind is everything. What you think you become." — Buddha
"Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion." — Tony Hsieh
"If you are willing to do more than you are paid to do, eventually you will be paid to do more than you do." — Unknown
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see." — Confucius
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now." — Chinese Proverb
"The best revenge is massive success." — Frank Sinatra
"Opportunities don’t happen. You create them." — Chris Grosser
"Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life." — Steve Jobs
"An unexamined life is not worth living." — Socrates
"Eighty percent of success is showing up." — Woody Allen
"Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life." — Steve Jobs
"Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is." — Vince Lombardi
"I'm not a product of my circumstances. I'm a product of my decisions." — Stephen Covey
"Just know, when you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get." — Unknown
"I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance." — Unknown
"Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude." — Denis Waitley
"I'm thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself." — Albert Einstein
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." — Pablo Picasso
"Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value." — Albert Einstein
"The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one’s destiny to do, and then do it." — Henry Ford
"Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great." — John D. Rockefeller
"It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get up." — Vince Lombardi
"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed." — Ray Goforth
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." — Vidal Sassoon
"Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try." — Jack Canfield
"If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will fail above everyone else’s success." — James Cameron
"Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier; wish you were better." — Jim Rohn
"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going." — Jim Rohn
"If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much." — Jim Rohn
"Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan." — Larry Winget
"You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore." — Christopher Columbus
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." — Maya Angelou
"Either you run the day, or the day runs you." — Jim Rohn
"Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right." — Henry Ford
"All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them." — Walt Disney
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." — Alan Kay
"If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way." — Napoleon Hill
"Make each day your masterpiece." — John Wooden
"The best dreams happen when you’re awake." — Cherie Gilderbloom
"Don’t count the days, make the days count." — Muhammad Ali
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra." – Jimmy Johnson
"Don’t wait. The time will never be just right." — Napoleon Hill
"Do what you love and the money will follow." — Marsha Sinetar
"The harder I work, the luckier I get." — Gary Player
"The purpose of our lives is to be happy." — Dalai Lama
"The dreamers are the saviors of the world." — James Allen
"Change your thoughts and you change your world." — Norman Vincent Peale
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." — Aristotle
"It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined." — Henry James
"If there is no struggle, there is no progress." — Frederick Douglass
"Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today." — James Dean
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow." — Unknown
"If you spend your life trying to be good at everything, you will never be great at anything." Tom Rath
"Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision." — Peter F. Drucker
"The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets people to do the greatest things." — Ronald Reagan
HEART TOUCHING STATUS/ QUOTES
Don’t take something for granted. Someday, someone will come along and appreciate what you didn’t.
I love you, you don’t love me, but that’s fine, I’ll be okay. I miss you, you don’t miss me, but that’s fine, I’ll be okay. My heads filled with you, your heads filled with someone else, but that’s fine, I’ll be okay. I’ll fight through it, even though it hurts now, it’ll get better, I’m sure of it.
If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
Never reply when you are angry. Never make a promise when you're happy. Never make a decision when you are sad.
Nothing ever happy like you imagine it will.
Sometimes your plans don't work out because God has better ones.
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everything okay, hold back the tears and just walk away.
Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will.
Let your smile change the world don't let the world change your smile.
You did something to me, I don’t know what it was but I do know that I don't want to lose you. You always keep a smile upon my face and I can act like myself because you accept me. You mean so much to me, the way you make me feel is just unexplained. This is the happiest I’ve been in a awhile and I have to thank you for that. You just make it so easy to fall for you and believe me, I’m falling harder with each passing day.
I have fallen in love with you my angel. I sought nothing of you but only to see that dazzling smile of yours once more. I wish nothing more of you but only hope that one day you shall love me the way I love you. I regret nothing for that the only time spent with you are memories and memories are meant not to be forgotten.
I don't know what hurts most: How much I know I will miss you, or how much I know you won't miss me.
Hand in hand or miles apart, a girlfriend like you forever stays in my heart.
Day after day I’m missing you. Week after week I’m forgetting you. Month after month I’m moving on. Year after year I’m regretting the moment I met you.
Now your smiling. Smiling up in the clouds. Looking down on us. You made us proud. God only takes the best. Never the worst. So I wonder why. He chose you first.
It’s not love if he makes you cry. It’s not trust if he thinks every word is a lie. It’s not right to treat someone good and not get the same feeling back. Sweetie, open your eyes, he’s not the only guy on Earth. There’s millions of guys waiting for you. Don’t let him break you.
Don’t take something for granted. Someday, someone will come along and appreciate what you didn’t.
I’ve showed you how I feel about you. All my feelings were true. All those promises I made, Im keeping them. Now it’s up to you. No matter what you decide to do, I’ll always be here for you.
19. I can’t do this anymore. Pretend that everything’s great. Act like there’s nothing to hate. Wipe away every tear. Run away from my fears. Talk like everything’s okay. Live like there’s nothing wrong with today.
People always take the example and Romeo and Juliet as the perfect love story, but they don’t think about real relationships, relationship that begin from the very early years of two persons and last till they become Grandma and Grandpa. The love of old couple is always real, as they could live together and forgive mistakes to each other.
I don’t regret the rain or the nights I felt the pain or the tears I had to cry some of those times along the way. For every road I had to take, every time my heart would break, it was just something I had to do to get me to you.
Someone told me that there really is such thing as magic. I never believed in that till I saw your smile and felt your touch. Then I realized you’re the only magical thing on earth who could turn this world into paradise.
I promise to be there when you need me, I promise to hug you tight when you’re lonely, I promise to wipe your tears when they fall and I promise to keep you, not for the rest of my life but for the rest of yours.
I have searched in places, I’ve waited for years, I’ve taken all the chances, I’ve cried so many tears, I’ve seen so many faces, I’ve hid a lot of fears until my heart stopped searching cause you’re already here.
I know your life can go on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can survive without me. But even if you turn me away, I will still choose to stay with you and be your sweetest stranger forever.
When I go to heaven and you’re not there, I’ll wait for you by the golden stair. If you’re not there by judgement day, I know you went the other way. And to prove my love is true, I’d go to hell to be with you.
When I say I love you, please believe it’s true. When I say forever, know I’ll never leave you. When I say goodbye, promise me you won’t cry. Cause the day I’ll be saying that would be the day I die.
I don’t know why I keep on loving you despite the fact that I’ll get hurt again just like before. I never learn cause I don’t want to. Not now when I’m still strong to fall for you over and over again.
I asked God why life’s like this. He gave me no answer. I asked why I’m still here. Again, He gave me no answer. I asked why I met you. He smiled and said, “So there’d be a reason for everything else.”
You’re one of the people I never asked from God but still, He gave you to me. I asked Him why, He said, “Because he can fill your life like no one else can.”
Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
It's never going to be the same again. And that's whats killing me.
Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can't trust :'(
I'm freezing, I'm starving, I'm bleeding to death, Everything's fine..
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can't speak.
Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people. When one leaves... it hurts the other.
True Love never dies it only gets stronger with time. <3
LOVE is not free the price is your heart. <3
Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot...
Never Forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Every day, I am acting like I am okay but you'll never know the truth.
I never feel alone, because loneliness is always with me..
Without communication there is no relationship. Without respect, there is no love. Without trust, there is no reason to continue.
The past cannot be changed, edited, deleted or forgotten. just accept it and move on.
A silent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
Find someone who can change your life, not your relationship status.
Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what you mind already knows.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
I won't leave a note for anyone to find tomorrow they will know what I've done here tonight.
The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
A beautiful dress can change the personality but beautiful behavior can change the Life!!
Look at me. You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me.
I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears :'(
A real man never hurts a woman. Be very careful when you make a woman cry. Because God counts her tears. The woman came out of man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved.
Touching a Girl without her consent doesn't make you a man... It makes you a COWARD.
The most painful love there is, is the love left unshown. A love that cannot be expressed, affection left unknown. The love that withholds touching, afraid of what it would say, and the most painful thing about unexpressed love is, it never fades away.
Never take your loved ones for granted because you never know when their hearts will stop beating, and you won't have a chance to say goodbye.
Sorry I had to let you go but I couldn’t hold on anymore. It kills me to let you go but its even worse to see that you don’t care at all about me. You mean everything to me but I guess to you, Im just another friend. The more I hold on, the more im going to get hurt. Someday im going to look back and regret and I’m gonna wish I tried harder but the sad truth is, that in the end the one that gets hurt isn’t you, its me.
Silently Missing someone. Silently caring someone. Even though we can’t be together. I’ll still love you forever!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll never love someone the way I love you.
You'll always have a special place in my heart no matter how much you've hurt me.
I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.
My two most HATED words..'I PROMISE'..It doesn't mean $hit to me!
Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like.
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.
I'm tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.
The worst missing is missing your own self which you used to be once upon a time...
When I say I love you, please believe its true. When I say forever, know Ill never leave you. When I say goodbye, promise me you wont cry. Cause the day I’ll be saying that would be the day I die.
When you said forever, you meant a few months. When I said forever, I meant every day until I died. When you said always, you meant until you couldn’t handle it anymore. When I said always, I meant until time ended. When you said you loved me, you meant I was no different from any other girl. When I said I loved you, I meant I had never felt what I felt for you.
My love for you was so true, you know that I would never forget you, But now my heart is crushed and broken in two. I should have never fallen in love with you.
I cry for the time that you were ” Almost Mine ” I cry for the memories I’ve left ” Behind “, I cry for the pain, The lost, The old, The new, I cry for the times I thought “I had You” I hide my tears when I say your name But the pain in my heart is still the same Although I Smile and Seem Care free But there is no one in the world who misses You more than ME!
Someday when the pages of my life end, I know that you will be one of its most beautiful chapters.
QUIET! I can't hear you & all the voices in my head at the same time!
Success always hugs you in private... but failure always slaps you in the public... that's life!
Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping :-(
Is having one of those days where they feels like they can't do anything right.
What's the point in all this screaming, no one's Listening any way.
There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn't give a F# bad!
First time I cut was just to feel the pain, Strange because I didn't feel a thing.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad and that's important you know.
If you really love that person, learn to wait. Maybe you're not meant to be together today but meant to be in the future.
I heard someone whisper your name but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
You can love someone so much but you can never love people as much as you can miss them.
Tell my heart to stop beating, tell my mind to stop thinking, throw a stone in the ocean and tell it to stop sinking, tell the sky not to be so blue. Well this is like telling me to stop loving you.
I love you like the stars love the night sky. Like the moon loves to glow. Like the sun loves to shine bright. Like the wind loves to blow. Like the winter loves to make it snow. Like a heart loves to beat, for mine will never stop because you hold the key.
I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.
Sometimes the people that you don't want to get hurt doesn't care if they hurt you.
She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad and that's important you know.
It's better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
It's sad to be happy alone.
One Of The Hardest Things To Do. Is To Delete Old Messages That Once Meant A Lot To You.
I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..
During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
I miss your cuddles, I miss your kisses but most of all I miss you! the love I have will never change as each day goes by I will love you till the day I die.
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.
Anger, tears and sadness are only for those who have given up.
Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.
Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
Sorrow is one of the vibrations that prove the fact of living.
There is no worse sorrow than remembering happiness in the day of sorrow.
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
Sadness is always the legacy of the past; regrets are pains of the memory.
We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.
Sorrow is like a precious treasure, shown only to friends.
Tears are words the heart can't express.
They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.
Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat.
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.
It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs.
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.
I talk to God but the sky is empty.
The absence of love is the most abject pain.
I’ll be okay is that what you want to say?
The World is mad and the people are sad.
But they all didn’t see the little bit of sadness in me.
Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands.
Be careful who you fall in love with,cause someone somewhere not approve.
A feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause.
I did everything right for someone that does everything wrong.
I don’t think you know what you are doing to me.
You know my name not my story.
Sometimes it takes losing something to realize what you’ve had.
Yesterday I was sad today i am happy yesterday i had a problem today i still have the same problem.
They don’t love me,they know me when they need me.
My tears are like anchors that sink my heart to the depths of the deepest ocean.
Temporary happiness isn’t worth long term pain.
People walk away easily but they leave their memories with us forever.
May it’s not about the happy ending.May be it’s about story.
I don’t understand the love at all..I guess it's beauty is only at the beginning.
I was born with an enormous need for affection and a terrible need to give it.
Did I change or did you just stop loving me.
Don’t take me for granted,cause unlike the rest. I am not afraid to walk away.
I am not worthy of being in love.
Love is the person you think about during the sad songs.
I wonder if you know what you are doing to me.
I hate when i am laying in bed looking out my window for the moon and stars,but i can’t find the Moon.
I just want to feel like I belong...
Never be sad for what is over,just be glad that it was once yours.
We are more unhappy to see people ahead of us than happy to see people behind us.
Dear Hear, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood that's it.
The strongest among us are the ones who smile through silent pain, cry behind closed doors and fight battles nobody knows about.
It hurts the most when the person who made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.
Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than the people who are right beside you.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Trying to hide your feelings and pretending like nothing is wrong.
People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.
You made me feel like you really liked me and then you just left like nothing even mattered.
Sometimes when I say: I'm okay. I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say: I know you're not.
Best way to not get your heart broken, is pretend you don't have one.
Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you're happy without him.
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
I want to write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it at your face, so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm afraid to fall for the wrong person again. Sometimes life doesn't want to give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.
If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
When I close my eyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I've ever heard.
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling to stop the tears from falling.
Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people I can't trust.
You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad.
I’m missing something in my life these days.
Loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
The sad part isn't that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you
It's sad to be happy alone.
How did I go from being so happy, to so sad.
You aren't the person I knew back then.
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
I'm invisible, until someone needs me.
How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
One morning you wake up afraid to live.
I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.
I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.
Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
FRIENDSHIP STATUS / QUOTES -2 LINER
FRIENDSHIP STATUS
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
Don't make friends before understand and don't break friendship after misunderstanding.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Friendship is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect.
Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you beside your back.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.
Friendship isn't a big thing it's a million little things.
That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
A best friend is like a four leaf cover. Hard to find and luck to have.
I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
Selfless love is more common than true friendship.
True friends will pick you up when you fall. The bad friends will have been the one who made you fall in the first place.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.
Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with tear drop.
A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.
Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.
That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
Good Thinks come to those who wait.
Once best friends now strangers with memories.
A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Nice friendship is like the breathing air, you will never see it but you will always feel its presence.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
To be a best friend doesn’t take much, a shoulder, an ear, some understanding, and not even have to say a word to make you laugh or smile.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!
Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.
Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm & constant.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.
I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Friends are the family you choose
A friendship that can end never really began
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Never leave your friends side unless you want drama.
Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Friends give us the change to lift the blinds on our hearts to open up and show what we generally keep hidden from the rest of world.
Just when I'm about to part with my friends is when I realize that I had the best group of friends ever.
A true friend wish - miles ahead but doesn't mind me zooming by and still stays a supportive friend.
Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.
You don't make friends, recognize them.
It is easy to earn. Friendship is hard to get; wealthy depreciates everyday but our friendship will ever appreciate and be there forever.
I care about you deeply and always thank God for you. I want to be your best friend, to support you and be there for you.
I appreciate you deeply, especially knowing that you have loved me in spite of my weakness and allowed me to shine with you as my friend.
Your friendship reminds me of God’s faithfulness because you show me where I'm and that I'm not where I used to be. Thank you, for being my friend.
I find rest in the shadow of your friendship. You always know the right words to say which gives me the strength to move on.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
True friendship is like what water is to the fish, I cannot do without it and you are my true friend.
You are my smile which will never fade. A breathe sweet to take. That is why I will treasure our friendship forever.
There may not be something between us to remember forever but there is something that will not make us forget each other, our friendship.
Your friendship to me means a lot to me.
Though I may seem not to be expressing anything now, some day you will come to will come to understand that having you is what I will ever live for in life.
You have been the best friend ever. Supporting and cheering me on. I hope I can reciprocate the kindness you have shown me all this time.
Best friends are sent from the heavens. They provider a shoulder to cry on during heartbreaks.
Life is a party whenever I'm with you. You turn my tears into smiles when we share and laugh together.
You make me spend a lot and it is worth it because I care about you my friend.
Friends are more expensive then diamonds because the diamond always have a price but friends are priceless.
A good friend is always encouraging. He will always appreciate your talent and will support you in doing your best to excel in your academics and in the fields of your interest.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Relationships are for honest people, if you're not honest, you don't belong in any relationship !!!
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored.
People who respond to the emoticons are the ones who care for the relationship most.
That relation is the best one, in which Yesterday's fights do not stop Today's love.
Cuddling in bed and falling asleep together is probably the best feeling in a relationship!!!
Once U Loose Someone,Its Never Exactly The Same Person Who Comes Back...
Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
Don't let someone get in between your relationship. It's based on two hearts not three.
Relations are not exams so y cheat :(
Sometimes people decide to be just friends, even if their feeling is mutual.
If you are in a relationship. Flirting is CHEATING.
Three rules in a relationship... Don't lie, don't cheat and don't make promised you can't keep..
If you want a long term relationship. Follow the simple rule Never Lie...
Relationship never dies a natural death... They are murdered by ego, Attitude and ignorance..
Best Relationship is.... When You Can Act Like Lovers And Best Friends At The Same Time.
Never Lose Yourself trying to Hold On to someone who doesn't care about Losing You.
If I open up to you, then you're probably pretty damn special.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Don't be mad because I don't give a f*ck, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see.
Don't expect to find the right person if you aren't willing to let the wrong one go.
My gum lasts longer than new age Facebook relationships.
EVERY relationship is temporary u never know when u will die or some one leaves u without a reason
Sometime you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life
A Perfecft Relationship Is when You Fight Like A Married Couple Talk Like Best Frnd
I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like "damn, they're still together?"
Trust is the biggest form of human relationships, it might take a life time to earn and a second to loose.
Don't be in relationship if you are going to act single
Relationships are like a Book. It takes years to write but second to burn.
A final "FULL STOP" is Much better than those Painful "SEMI COLONS" in a Relationship..!!
I want a relationship where everyone is like: "Damn, they're still together?"
Sometimes people don't change, their priorities do and you just stop being as important.
EGO is the only thing that needs no reason to destroy relationships... so skip the E and let it GO...!
Learn to let go. If a relationship is over let it be over. No time outs and no second chances.
sometimes you forgive people just for the simple fact that you still want them to be in your life.
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
Some relationships are undefined....
Relationships are made BY Heart NOT by force.
Starting A relationship is easy but the part where everyone stumbles Is sustaining it.
The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
When you thought I was in love with him, you were so wrong, baby, I was loving you.
She loves him more then he would ever know, he love's her more than he would ever show.
Who better to share your dreams with than the person you dream about?
Before I met you I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
Do I really love him or am I addicted to the pain of wanting something I can't have.
No one can accuse you of falling in love with the wrong person if inside you know he is the one.
You can't just cling on to something because it's familiar.
I may hate myself in the morning But I'm gonna love you tonight.
The man of your dreams could be standing right in front of you.
Don't push your relationship with a person too hard, if its meant to be then it will happen.
It's not telling you how I feel that scares me it's what you'll say back.
The hardest part is being around him knowing you can't have him and he'll never want you.
It is tearing me up on the inside to have these feelings for you, but I can't get rid of them.
I believe that you and me, we could be so happy and free in a world of misery.
I sit here and wonder if you'll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.
Lets be lovers tonight, and go back to being best friends tomorrow.
You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to find out?
It's just hard to think I'll never get the chance to say you're mine.
It's hard not to love someone when he's all you ever think about.
Look into my eyes for one moment, and then you will realize how much you mean to me.
I look at him as a friend, then I realized I loved him.
I play the same song, over and over cause it reminds me of you.
Don't push it hard, if its meant to be, it'll happen.
I'd rather be your lover then your friend, but I'd rather be your friend then your nobody.
You can say I don't matter to you but I'm not the one calling every night, that's you.
I never knew it would be this hard to lose someone I never truly had.
I wish you could hear all the words I'm too afraid to say.
Sometimes the one love you can't get over is the one love you never really had.
We are afraid to care to much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.
I wonder if you think of me half as much as I think about you.
Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they never made it to your future.
Everyone's known someone that they just can't help but want.
Sometimes I wonder what you think of me or if you do at all.
I never found the words to say, you're the one I think about each day.
I've had a few crush's so I have a lot of these ones!
A strong relationship starts with two brave people who are ready to sacrifice anything for one another...
Communication is the lifeline of any relation. when you stop communicating
you start losing your valuable relation...!!!
Never tell your friends all what goes on with your relationship. That should be between you and that person only.
Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other, Its how fast you resolve and bounce back to normal
I wonder how many times we forgive just because we don't want to lose someone. Even if they don't deserve forgiveness..:))
Relationships should have the determination on like SANDAL WOOD...which never loses its fragrance even if its broken into thousands pieces..!!
"The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who makes u complete...!
But to have someone with whom u can share your incompleteness.
When Nails are Growing, We Cut our Nails, Not Fingers... similarly, When Ego Start Rising, we should cut Ego, Not Relations
No relationship is perfect. You just have to know in your heart of hearts that the person you are with is truly worth fighting for no matter what.
Any Great relationship is based on two important things. First is to find out the similarities, n second is to respect the differences.
Relationship cycle: Strangers - Friends - Close Friends - Crush - Relationship - Heartbroken - Strangers.
A relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions, it just need to wonderful people One who can trust and One who can understand.
Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole so a little anger or ego can burn up all the nobility of a good relation be good with everyone.
Learn The Wisdom Of Compromise.
It's Better To Bend A Little Rather Than To Break A relationship Forever!
May be you will never know, May be I will never show.
Third person never creates misunderstanding between two people, but misunderstanding between two people create space for third person!!!!
I don't know which is worse, loving someone knowing its going to cause you pain or being in pain because you can't love someone.
Even now after all this time, you called me and wanted me I'd say "yes! It's about time what took you so damn long!".
I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it'll never be, if only he needed me.
We'll do what we gotta do, see what we gotta see, and if in the end we end up together, then we'll know it was meant to be.
For someone who is suppose to be "just friends" why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me.
The most ironic thing of all is, I think this will be the most difficult breakup I ever go through, and we never even went out.
******ENGLISH*** LOVE STATUS
You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay
I fell in love with you, not because of your looks but for who you are.
Love is when you look into someones eye and see everything you ever need.
True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.
When i text you, that means i miss you, but when i don’t text you, that means i am waiting for you to miss me.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.
We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!
Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true
You are the sunshine that starts my day.
I Just fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know why, I just did!
Did YOU know i really love the second word of this question?
Love is not just about how often you say I Love You, but how often you can prove this to be true.
You can’t find love. Love is something that finds you.
Love was just a word before i met you.
Being in love is like being drunk, You can’t have control on what you do.
I have not age, no limit, & i never die, I am called Love.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
The more one points fingers, the less one loves.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to handle.
Love cures us – both the ones who spread it and the ones who receive it.
Love is the honey and our life is a flower.
The hunger for love is harder to remove than the hunger for bread.
Easy to begin, but very hard to stop loving someone you loved.
Love has made millions of poets.
People want to ride with you on a lambo, but you want someone who will ride you with on a auto when lambo breaks down.
We are the mirror of those we love.
And in the end its the love you give is equal to the love you take.
Where there is love, there is life. – gandhi
Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
The good things in life are amazing with you!
I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
You are my best reason to lose sleep.
I am in love with you and all your little things..
The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is friendship Set on Fire
I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
My heart is and always be yours forever.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)
If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true
As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.
The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.
When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….
True love is when he does little things for you before you ask
Just because we’re not close anymore, that doesn’t mean I don’t care about you.
I will always love you, no matter what happens.
Happiness means you.
To me, your perfect.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are Everything.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love
Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
I am lover, Not a fighter. But I can fight for what I love.
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
Where there is love, there is life.
My heart is, and always will be, yours.
Love has no age, no limit and no death.
I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.
Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one.
When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.
Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
Someone asked me, how’s life? I just smiled & replied, she’s fine.
Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.
I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have… I always will.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up.
I still fall for you every day.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
One Boy - Thousand Feelings.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – Gandhi.
I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
Love isn’t complicated, people are.
Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
No matter how 'Busy' a person is... if they really love, they will always find the time for you!
Love is like a Air ..We can't see it but! we can feel it.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
My 'heart' is always your!
In love Never say Sorry!
Love is that, which can never explained.
My love for you is a journey that starts at forever and ends at never in Life...
I'm in love with you, and nobody stop loving you...
Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he's finished.
Love is the only thing that control every single emotion you have.
Life is too short to cry on...
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Love is knowing that some one is there for you always.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
My Hearts beats only for you.
Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
Love has no limits.
Everything is fair in Love and War.
Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you.
I think love is fearless.
Love me for a second and I'll love you forever.
I love you even when I hate you.
True love has a habit of coming back.
I'm done begging for your love.
There is no finish line so love the journey.
Fall in love not in line.
If you love something set it free.
A true love story nerve ends.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
Love is that, which can never explained.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind.
You know you're in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy... even if you are not with him...
Love doesn't lie, people do. Love doesn't leave, people do. Love won't hurt you, people will.
Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has no ending.
Love isn't just about finding the right person. But creating a right relationship.
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way is like using a white crayon on a white paper. It's always invisible...
The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
You’re the reason behind my smile
Virginity can be cured.
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Love the one who makes your world beautiful.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
"Love is the beauty of the soul." ― Saint Augustine
"Where there is love, there is life." ― Mahatma Gandhi
"My heart is, and always will be, yours." ― Sense and Sensibility
"We can only learn to love by loving." ― Iris Murdoch
"Love has no age, no limit and no death." ― John Galsworthy
“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.” ― Rainbow Rowell
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ― H. Jackson Brown
“Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.” ― Jodi Lynn Anderson
"Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy." ― Dwight L. Moody
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." ― Lao Tzu
“No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.” ― C.J. Redwine
"Love is not what the mind thinks but what the heart feels." ― Greg Evans
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ― Helen Keller
"The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love." ― Jean De La Bruyere
"Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own." ― H. Jackson Brow
"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love." ― Max Muller
"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.” ― Cynthia Hand.
Every love story is beautiful but our is my favorite.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered - that's the one.
The best kind of kiss is when you have to stop because you can't help but smile. Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person. You are everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want.
I can't promise to fix all your problems but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.
I fell in love with you not for how you look, just for who you are.
Someone asked me what I saw in you to love you so much. My only answer was everything!
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
My heart is and always will be yours.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
I fell for you unexpectedly, but now I plan to be with you forever.
When we first met I honestly had no idea that you would be so important to me.
Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.
Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.
True love never dies it only gets stronger with time.
Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about.
Love is magical and it gives you the strength to heal and transform your pain.
Love is not about how many days, years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew.
I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.
Only you can out a smile on my face when I'm sad.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. True love has no ending.
Yes, I'm crazy about you.
Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing your, then they are the on who's not good enough for you.
A moment in my arms. Forever in my hear.
Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
I wasn't planning on loving you, but I'm happy that I did.
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight or first date but I just want to be your las everthing.
I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow.
I'm selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
ROMANCE STATUS
When i met you i found life.
Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
love is when you feel totally complete
If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
If supermarkets had some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
People don't realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
Sometimes your hugs say a lot more than words.
Often while growing up we tend to forget that we are growing old.
Future always disguises as present so start enjoying your present and stop worrying about the future.
When you share your pain it divides, when you share your happiness it multiplies.
An honest relationship can give you more hope than anything else in the world.
Don’t look for a perfect partner; look for someone that makes the relationship perfect.
To build a beautiful house, you need to know how to live in it beautifully.
Beautiful people make beautiful homes, not interior decorators.
The only thing that makes your problems bigger is your fear.
Happiness is what happens when you do what your heart wants to.
Every small thing in life that makes you happy makes your life bigger than you can imagine.
Love is a feeling of being with someone that completes the incompleteness in you.
In love there is no reverse gear, you never know when to stop.
Only when the sun goes down you see the stars. Only when you’re in trouble you’ll find the right people to guide you on the right path.
The best music in the world is someone’s heartbeat beating for you.
“Mood swings, insomnia and memory loss are few symptoms that tell me I am in love with you
Love isn't just about finding the right person. But creating a right relationship.
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way is like using a white crayon on a white paper. It's always invisible...
The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
You’re the reason behind my smile
Virginity can be cured.
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Love the one who makes your world beautiful.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
"Love is the beauty of the soul." ― Saint Augustine
"Where there is love, there is life." ― Mahatma Gandhi
"My heart is, and always will be, yours." ― Sense and Sensibility
"We can only learn to love by loving." ― Iris Murdoch
"Love has no age, no limit and no death." ― John Galsworthy
“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.” ― Rainbow Rowell
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." ― H. Jackson Brown
“Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.” ― Jodi Lynn Anderson
"Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy." ― Dwight L. Moody
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." ― Lao Tzu
“No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.” ― C.J. Redwine
"Love is not what the mind thinks but what the heart feels." ― Greg Evans
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ― Helen Keller
"The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love." ― Jean De La Bruyere
"Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own." ― H. Jackson Brow
"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love." ― Max Muller
"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.” ― Cynthia Hand.
Every love story is beautiful but our is my favorite.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered - that's the one.
The best kind of kiss is when you have to stop because you can't help but smile. Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person. You are everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want.
I can't promise to fix all your problems but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.
I fell in love with you not for how you look, just for who you are.
Someone asked me what I saw in you to love you so much. My only answer was everything!
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
My heart is and always will be yours.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
I fell for you unexpectedly, but now I plan to be with you forever.
When we first met I honestly had no idea that you would be so important to me.
Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.
Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.
True love never dies it only gets stronger with time.
Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about.
Love is magical and it gives you the strength to heal and transform your pain.
Love is not about how many days, years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew.
I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.
Only you can out a smile on my face when I'm sad.
True love doesn't have a happy ending. True love has no ending.
Yes, I'm crazy about you.
Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing your, then they are the on who's not good enough for you.
A moment in my arms. Forever in my hear.
Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
I wasn't planning on loving you, but I'm happy that I did.
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight or first date but I just want to be your las everthing.
I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow.
I'm selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
My heart is and always be yours forever.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)
If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3
As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.
The person who makes you happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.
If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.
When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….
True love is when he does little things for you before you ask
Just because we’re not close anymore, that doesn’t mean I don’t care about you.
I will always love you, no matter what happens.
Happiness means you.
To me, your perfect.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are Everything.
A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love
Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
I am lover, Not a fighter. But I can fight for what I love.
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
Where there is love, there is life.
My heart is, and always will be, yours.
Love has no age, no limit and no death.
I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.
Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one.
When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.
Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
Someone asked me, how’s life? I just smiled & replied, she’s fine.
Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.
I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have… I always will.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up.
I still fall for you every day.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
One Boy - Thousand Feelings.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.
You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – Gandhi.
I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
Love isn’t complicated, people are.
Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
No matter how 'Busy' a person is... if they really love, they will always find the time for you!
Love is like a Air ..We can't see it but! we can feel it.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
My 'heart' is always your!
In love Never say Sorry!
Love is that, which can never explained.
My love for you is a journey that starts at forever and ends at never in Life...
I'm in love with you, and nobody stop loving you...
Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he's finished.
Love is the only thing that control every single emotion you have.
Life is too short to cry on...
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Love is knowing that some one is there for you always.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
My Hearts beats only for you.
Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
Love has no limits.
Everything is fair in Love and War.
Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you.
I think love is fearless.
Love me for a second and I'll love you forever.
I love you even when I hate you.
True love has a habit of coming back.
I'm done begging for your love.
There is no finish line so love the journey.
Fall in love not in line.
If you love something set it free.
A true love story nerve ends.
Love in Life, make the life beautiful...
Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
Love is that, which can never explained.
.MISS YOU“I wanna write ‘I miss you’ on a rock and throw at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.”
“I only miss you when I’m breathing.” ― Jason Derulo
“Some mornings still feel like the night before. I’m just waiting for the days I don’t miss you anymore.”
“Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.” — Lamartine
“If I could plant a flower for every time I miss you, I could walk through my garden forever.”
“When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.” — Taylor Swift
“When I text you it means I’m MISSING you. When I don’t it means I’m WAITING for you to miss me. If only you knew.”
“If ever I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.”
“I pretend to ignore you, but I really just miss you.”
“I feel bad when you miss me, I feel sad when you don’t.”
“All I can do every time I miss you is to stare at your pictures and smile.”
“I miss you. I might not always show it, might not always tell people, but on the inside I miss you like crazy.”
“Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you.”
“He taught me how to love, but he didn’t teach me how to stop.”
LONELY STATUS
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
Wake me up when things are going right for once.
I'm invisible, until someone needs me.
I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
No matter how hard I try you're never satisfied...
You make me feel like I'm going in spirals, I dont know what to do.
People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're just wasting your time.
The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they'll make sure they get what they want from you.
Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn't appreciate it.
I keep telling myself that I don't miss you, and that I don't love you, hoping someday I'll believe it.
Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care than to admit its killing you.
One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.
My silence is just another word for my pain.
I'm leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?
People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long.
I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.
If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
Make the most beautiful mistakes, mine is you.
I'm slowly giving up.
I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
You're the only exception.
Being ignored, worst feeling ever.
I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
But the all didn't see the little bit of sadness in me.
Out of all lies you have told... was my favorite.
Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.
I always found the right one on wrong time.
Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
I miss how you always made time for me.
Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about.
Please BURN my sad memories.
Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
I just want to fall asleep until I don't miss you anymore.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
There are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.
I have taken life on the sad side, and it had helped me to understand many many failures, many utter ruins.
Take my word for it, the saddest thing under the sky is a soul incapable of sadness.
I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
As a rule, our minds are sad.
All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness.
Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.
I could make you happy, too, if only you’d give me a chance.
Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.
One day you’ll find someone who doesn’t care about your past because they want to be your future.
You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.
When you feel lonely, Music is your only Friend.
I love being alone, but i Hate being lonely.
I smile all the time so noone know how sad and lonely i am inside.
I hate letting people into my life coz they always leave.
I just want to feel that i am important to someone.
Being lonely is the hardest thing in life.
The loneliest people on the planets are the biggest givers.
Lonely is a man without Love.
You can’t be lonely if you are in company of the person you’re alone with.
Sometimes in life it’s good to be Alone… so that No jackass can hurt you.
Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.
Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.
Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.
The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.
I’ll never forget how being depressed and lonely feels great like a companion to each other.
It’s sad to be happy alone.
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by
I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends
Don’t try to please other people if in the end, you know it won’t work.
I hate being the one that causes you this pain..
Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn’t appreciate it.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.
Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Completely In The Dark.
Its Too Hard To Stay Alone In Life.
I Am Not Alone, I Am Lonely With Out You.
I Close My Eyes & Dream Of A Time When I Wasn’t All Alone.
Feels like going for a walk, alone, in the dark, with nothing but the moon to guide me.
Everyone thinks I have it all but its so empty living behind these walls,
The people who were once close to me, now act as complete strangers.
Is feeling extremely lonely, and neglected right now. But does anyone really care?
Sometimes loneliness is my good friends!
I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad.
Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?
The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.
Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can't forget ME.
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
It's sad to be happy alone.
When you feel lonely, Music is your only Friend.
I love being alone, but I hate being lonely.
I smile all the time so noone know how sad and lonely I am inside.
I hate letting people into my life because they always leave.
I just want to feel that I am important to someone.
Being lonely is the hardest thing in life.
The loneliest people on the planets are the biggest givers.
Lonely is a MAN without LOVE.
Sometimes in life it’s good to be Alone… so that No jackass can hurt you.
Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.
Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.
Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.
The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.
What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?
It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.
Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.
Alone, all alone nobody, but nobody can make it out here alone.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.
To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.
How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?
You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.
There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.
How can I go back to where the smile I had was real.
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
The pain is there to remind me that I'm still alive.
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.
Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by.
I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.
It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.
Only you can put a smile on my face when I'm sad...
I hate when people say they miss you, but don't make a effort to speak to you or see you.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can't speak.
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.
How did I go from being so happy, to so SAD!
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
Wake me up when things are going right for once.
I'm invisible, until someone needs me.
I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
No matter how hard I try you're never satisfied...
You make me feel like I'm going in spirals, I dont know what to do.
People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're just wasting your time.
The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they'll make sure they get what they want from you.
Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn't appreciate it.
I keep telling myself that I don't miss you, and that I don't love you, hoping someday I'll believe it.
Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care than to admit its killing you.
One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.
My silence is just another word for my pain.
I'm leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?
People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long.
I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.
If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too.
Make the most beautiful mistakes, mine is you.
I'm slowly giving up.
I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again.
You're the only exception.
Being ignored, worst feeling ever.
I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
But the all didn't see the little bit of sadness in me.
Out of all lies you have told... was my favorite.
Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.
I always found the right one on wrong time.
Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
I miss how you always made time for me.
Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about.
Please BURN my sad memories.
Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
I just want to fall asleep until I don't miss you anymore.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
There are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.
I have taken life on the sad side, and it had helped me to understand many many failures, many utter ruins.
Take my word for it, the saddest thing under the sky is a soul incapable of sadness.
I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.
Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.
As a rule, our minds are sad.
All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness.
Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.
I could make you happy, too, if only you’d give me a chance.
Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.
One day you’ll find someone who doesn’t care about your past because they want to be your future.
You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit its killing you.
BROKEN HEARTS
If you left me without any reason, then don’t come back with an excuse
If someone can walk out of your life that means they never really cared.
I miss you but i am not going to text you first because i want to see if you miss me more.
Karma does not have a menu, it serves what you deserve.
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.
Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because its you.
I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do.
Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
My silence is just an other word for my pain.
Feelings that come back are feelings that never away.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.
Don't make a permanent decision for your temporary emotion.
Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.
Its very easy to say "Busy" when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear "Busy" when you need someone.
Sometimes, it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Sometimes, it's the things that go unsaid that can hurt the most, way more than any angry words ever could.
I'm sick and tired of being strong...
Life changes in just an instance whether its good or bad you need to embrace the change and make the best of it.
Sometimes, you need to step outside. Get some air, and remind yourself of who you are and who you want to be...
I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you`re special to me.
I love sleep, because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I am awake.
Acting is a total physical, emotional sensation.
When you put that ring on my finger, you put a chain of death around my heart.
You never understand it until you experience it.
You think I've changed. Truth is you never really knew the real me.
It doesnt matter what you do. It matter who you do it with.
Silence speak very loudly but it is amazing how many people don't take the time to listen.
Though the feeling has not passed sad to say our love did not
It's funny how a person can hurt you so much when you were expecting it in the first place
Sometimes i just want to kill myself just to see if anyone really cares.
Sometimes one hello, makes you never want to say goodbye.
Sex? No thanks. My life fucks me everyday.
It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.
You always say you hate to see me hurt, and you hate to see me cry. So all those times that you hurt me, did you close your eyes?
Love is nothing more then a word that you used when you stole my heart.
Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
Im fighting to get you out of my head but Im holding onto every word that you ever said.
I'm done with tears. I'm wiping my eyes. If he doesnt care then why the hell should I?
Because every breath I take proves that I can live without you.
Before you go pointing your fingers at someone else, you may want to make sure your own hands are clean..
Every time I see your name come up on my phone, I smile and my heart starts to beat just a little faster.
Sometimes it's only after you leave a situation that you realize you shouldn't have been in it to begin with.
You really believe you want to die... but in reality, you want to be saved.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Sometimes you expect so much from others, but maybe it's because you'd be willing to do it for them.
I'm not addicted to texting, I'm addicted to the person i'm texting.
Ability is what you're capable of doing, motivation determines what you do, and attitude determines how well you do it.
I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say Im moving on and do it.
Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be.
I have always been afraid of losing people I love, but sometimes I keep asking myself, Is there anyone who's afraid of losing me too?
Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, but you behaviors decide who will stay in your life...
My silence doesn't mean that I quit, It simply means that I don't want to argue with people who just don't want to understand..
Usually the people who degrade others are self conscious about themselves. They want to feel empowerment over you & see you get in your feelings. Don't let them.
When something bad happens, something good happens in return because no matter what you do somebody is looking out for you and you never know who that could be.
Just because you have a heart, doesn`t make you a human, you got to have emotions in that.
No matter the miles between us, we always stand under the same stars.
It's very easy to hurt someone and then say "sorry" but it's really difficult to get hurt and then say "I m fine"
When you are helpless you will come to know who is helpful.
The best part about walking in the rain... is that no one knows you're crying.
Success means having the courage... the determination... and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be.
Our life are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.
Before you go pointing your fingers at someone else... you may want to make sure your own hands are clean.
What hurts more than losing you is knowing your not fighting to keep me.
God is closest to those who have broken hearts.
Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again... skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
Hurt me with a truth, don’t comfort me with a lie.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight.
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
Loving might be a mistake, but it's worths making.
Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
I done what I like, I don’t care what you think?
As long as I feel like this we cant be friends…selfish but its the truth.
Shame on me for always being selfish, the feeling is never returned.
Sympathizing and selfish people are alike, both given to tears.
People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming...
I’d rather be hated for being real, than loved for being fake.
Selfishness, not love, is the actuating motive of the gallant.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon... but that we wait so long to begin it.
Emotional Pain is the worst because physical pain can heal... But emotional pain will forever be there.
My silence doesn't mean that I quit. I don't argue with stupids.
If you can't take the time to see me while I'm alive... then don't stand or my grave crying when I am gone.
When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.
Do not look where you fell but where you slipped.
Time does heal all wounds. However, wounds fade into scars... becoming less visible but the scar remains as a reminder of the pain.
The scariest part in being loved by someone is the uncertainty that they may stop anytime.
Sometimes the person who laughs the most is the person who bears the most pain.
The pain of missing a lovable person is like a baby's cry It knows for what it cries but doesn't know to express it in words.
It really hurts when you see the person you love, has gotten over you so easily.
Maybe if I stop caring, planning, and wanting...then I wont be so disappointed when the inevitable happens.
Live life like it's never hurt you
The worst battle is the one that goes on between your heart and your mind.You never know which one to listen to..
Tired of being hurt, tired of getting broken down, tired of faking smiles.
When words fail, tears speak.
I still care, that 's the problem
If I die tomorrow you will miss me...
The most important part of moving on is letting go.
Silence is the most powerful scream
Sometimes we forgive people who don't even deserve it.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
I hope we meet again.
Nothing last forever.
Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.
Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to.
A relationship is only made for two but some just forget how to count.
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now.
Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.
How did I go from being so happy, to so sad...
Wake me up when things are going right for once.
It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.
It's never going to be the same again. And that's whats killing me.
The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.
One day you will see what you lost. One day I'll see what I gained.
Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can't speak.
Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.
I'm invisible,until someone needs me.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
I hate when people say they miss you, but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you.
I just hope that you miss me a little when I'm gone.
Just because I moved on doesn't mean I won't be here if you change your mind. You always have special place in my heart.
Love can't be prove with poems, promises or presents, sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it...
People always think the most painful thing is to lose the one you love. In truth, the most painful thing is to lose YOURSELF, and not even realize it until it's too late.
Just because we don't have future together, doesn't mean we don't love each other.
Once you learn to be happy alone you won't tolerate anyone who can't make you just as happy.
Never allow loneliness to drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don't belong with.
Once someone cheats in the relationship, there's NO reason go stay. If they truly loved you they would've never cheated!
We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong person. but one thing is sure, mistakes help us find the right person.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
There is always that person in life that you give several chances, it’s because you love them more than you hate them.
The heart was made to be broken.
Just give me time and I will get over you.
If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
I’ll say goodbye this one last time. But know that I’m not really saying goodbye because in my heart I will still always love you. So goodbye...
Trusting you again is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.
It’s better to dream of something you may never have than to lose something you always dreamed of having.
It’s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow.
Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.
Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start now and make a brand new ending.
The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
Relationships are very simple. There are only two things that can happen. You either get married or your break up.
It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
People say follow your heart…but which way do you go when your heart breaks into two?
If someone really loves you, they wouldn’t let you slip away no matter how big the situation is.
No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.
One day you will want me and tell me sorry, but it’ll be too late.
Just give me time and I’ll get over you.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride..
If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more.
I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
I’m going to take the past and burn it up. Lift my head and carry on because baby I’m stronger than you’ll ever know..
I will never learn to stop loving you I’m just learning how to live without you and move on without you there by my side.
They say you have to go on and forget the past, but for me it’s not like that cause every time i try to forget the memory hunts me again..
Sometimes when you love someone who isn’t right for you, no matter how much you love them and want them back you have to let them go..
Out of all the people in the world I thought you were the the one to be there for me 4 ever and always. Turns out I was just your last option wasn’t I.
It’s so hard to look at you and think we were so close. We were best friends. And now. I’m nothing to you.
It’s not the breakup that hurts the most. It’s the post trauma that follows it. It is waking up and checking your cell for the message that is not there.
The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
What do you do when Something that was your Everything becomes a Nothing?.
I’m too bright to shine in your dull World...
There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to be.
Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because its hard for someone else to understand them :(
Pretending like you don't care about your past & acting like you've moved on, Hurts!
ANGRY STATUS
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. that’s why you have two hands...
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths!
Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it won't work.
It takes a lot of energy to get angry. I don’t care to use my energy that way.
Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk...
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you about 5 times.
When you stopped believing in me, I did too!
People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on...
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.
I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.
You should have two facebook accounts. One for each face.
Don’t put words into my mouth. I have got plenty to say. Don’t tell me how to live my life, I do things my way.
Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper.
You can’t trust anybody these days… You think you have a good friend till you turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.
Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper...
I would not have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
I will not delete you or block you. I'm keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you.
Go ahead, judge me. Just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life!
Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.
My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out.
Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
What goes around comes around. That’s what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
I will not delete you or block you. I'm keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you…
I text you because I want to have a conversation with you. Not to get one word answers.
Definition of Ex: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.
Actions speak louder than words, your words don't mean anything to me when your actions are telling me different.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose...
When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.
My life, my choices, my problems, my mistakes, my lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.
No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.
Don’t make so many promises when you can’t even keep one.
Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced & worthless.
I told you I needed you, you told me the same. I wasn't lying, so why didn't you tell the truth?
The more I get to know guys, the more I like Dogs.
I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
Some things can never be forgotten and nor forgiven.
There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.
If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to pop your head off and shit down your neck.
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Getting angry doesn’t solve Anything.
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the anther person to die.
I don’t Know, how people can fake whole relationship. I can’t even fake a hello to somebody. I don’t like...
Don’t let the ending be so ugly that you can’t remember how beautiful the beginning was.
Sometimes you have to bite someone to remind everyone that you have teeth!
Sometimes people should shut up if they don’t have anything positive to say.
Never go to bed angry, Stay awake plan your revenge...
An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his mind...
Just really wants to punch someone really hard, until they feel how much I am hurting on the inside!
Getting angry is actually punishing yourself with mistake of others.
Some days I can handle more shit than others, today is not one of those days!
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, don’t smile at me to my face!
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out
I will not delete you or block you. I am keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you…
66. It’s better to cry than to be angry because anger hurts others, while tears flow silently through the soul and cleanness the heart...
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
I don’t care what anyone thinks about me because I’m damn proud of who I'm deal with it...
Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them!
A good mood is like a balloon, one stupid little prick is all it takes to completely ruin it!
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
ANGER is one letter short of DANGER, take a deep breath don’t let your words become danger…
Anger is one letter short of danger, Greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Is singing ‘if you’re angry & you know it punch their face’
Your attitude can hurt me but mine can kill you.
Sometimes I wonder why such f****** people even exist in our life...
When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
Two things a man should never be angry at 'What he can help and what he cannot help'
Malice drinks one half of its own poison.
True friends are like diamond, when you hit them they do not break, they only slip away from your life...
Just because I’m being quiet, that doesn’t mean I’m mad. Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to talk.
The worst tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Never strike your wife… even with a flower.
No matter how angry or upset I may be... my child’s smile always makes it a better day...
Don’t disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.
Life is a Bitch until your rich...
More expectations break relations...
Forget what hurt you, but never what it taught you!
I dip my fist in sugar before I punch my enemies in the face. Sweet, Sweet Revenge.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Don't act so relieved, I don't actually forgive people, I just pretend like everythings ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
What goes around comes around, that's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
I'm the type of person that the more you complain about me, the harder I'll try to annoy you.
No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up and if you are lucky, you will get to watch.
If someone steps on you give him a high-five thank you...
Stop being a China product!
Enjoy life today for tomorrow belongs to the owner...
Never postpone your goal but choose to score it today...
I’ll listen to your opinion but it will not affect my
COOL STATUS
If Plan A didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters so stay cool.
Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…
Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!
God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Best Cool Status for Whatsapp in English
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.
Everyday is a second chance.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
The road to success is always under construction.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Born to express not to impress.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
When I was born. Devil said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!"
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
When nothing goes right... Go left!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
Please don’t forget to smile :)
Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
You're right. I'm NOT perfect. But I'm unique!
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself...
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
I got less but I got best!
Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
If a hug tell how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
Silence is the most powerful scream...
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
I'm the dude with cool attitude.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Yes, I'm smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
My life my rules. _|_
Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine...
I don't care what people think or say about me...
There are two type of people winner and losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it!
I wish my parents were like Google... they should understand me even before I complete...
Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF...
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
Totally available! Please disturb me!
Life must go on :-)
I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Nowadays, "Cool" Means - I Really Don't Care.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on Whatsapp.
If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life... good luck!
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say "Good-Bye!"
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
There are no winners in life... only survivors.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…"
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere
Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.
I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…
I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak
I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.
Silence speaks thousand words.
If my attitude could kill, it would be called AK47
A problem is not really a problem, The real problem is your attitude towards that problem.
Real difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart…
I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
FUNNY STATUS
Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Ofcourse i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."
I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..
Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
Friction is a drag.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
The best way to let people remember you is to ‘borrow money from them’
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Save water - Drink beer!
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P
C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
Good Morning, let the stress begin...
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
Move on…
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.
You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)
Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
Whattsapp status is loading.....
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.....
Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent...
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature...
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Jealousy = I actually care about you.
Once a cheater always a repeater...
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
I'm soo poor... I can't even pay attention
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them...
It's cute when your crush's crush is uuh ;-)
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious.
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! :)
I will kill you with my awesomeness...
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
Silence doesn't always mean you're mad... sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
I'm so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
Totally available! Please disturb me...
Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.
Single doesn't always mean available...
Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
the best one night stand is masturbation...you get to play with p#%^y and don't have explain why later...lol
When I'm good, I'm very good and when I'm bad, I'm sensational!
I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I've got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
My goal in life isn’t to become famous or powerful…it’s to make enough money to eat whatever I want.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
I trust a lot of people not to kill me every day.
I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe to sit on the couch.
Some people should just give up at engineering or medical. Like I have!
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…"
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
Car headlights should flash at the same time the horn is pressed to alert people with hearing difficulties.
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
When two people are arguing and one person says “You know what…” , that argument is about to get awesome!
Asking if I’m hungry is like asking if I want money. The answer is always YES.
Life is short. Buy the damn shoes.
“F#CK It.” – My final thought before making most decisions.
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.
If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
My boyfriend asked me for anal so I colour coordinated his sock drawer. I know what men want.
Some days you can’t play the music loud enough.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Behind every crazy women is a man who made her that way.
Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy.
Don’t jump to confusions.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
“I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.” — Me being delusional
I’m having trouble telling if it’s killing me or making me stronger.
Be f#%king polite. Please.
Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.
Stop looking for trouble. I’m right here.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.
Sure, your prince might come. But just in case he doesn’t, God created wine.
Few things turn me on like good grammar.
No one is ever “Just kidding”.
Aaaaand I’m already over this day.
Never let anyone tell you you’re too young to do something. A baby shark is still a f#%king shark.
I like my coffee like I like my oxygen – CONSTANT.
You’re ridiculous. Want to be best friends?
I’m happy as long as I’m not hungry.
I feel bad for the people who change their birthday for April Fools Day and then their mom wishes them Happy Birthday :)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?
Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
You look like a before picture.
You have the perfect face for radio.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.
Marriage means silent suicide.
Silent people have the craziest minds.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Enjoy your life. There's is plenty of time to be dead.
Life is onetime offers use it well.
Do you still hate me? I don't care!
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
3 mistakes of everyone’s life: Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain...
Trust me you will dance - Alcohol
Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone.
Rules are made to be break.
Save Water, Drink Beer!
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
Dear Google, please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
NAUGHTY STATUS
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D
Nice legs? what time do they open?
That Is True Love..!
NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..
I'm easy. Are you?
Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.
Great Minds F*CK each Other.
Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
F_CK... all i need is U..
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.
KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.
Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.
You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang!
Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
My name is (name) remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't u + i = 3D 69?
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!
I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
I'm easy. Are you?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass!
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;)
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :)
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
Love is just love, it can never explained.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
I think my girlfriend has had sixtyone boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
Im crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you cant process me with a normal brain... you need a high version!! status is loading...
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can�t live without my friend.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Life's Irony Little Girls Want Barbie Dolls And Little Boys Want Big Cars. After Growing Up Big Girls Want Cars And Big Boys Want Barbie Dolls.
Height of bravery! Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entering The class without Permission n saying to MAM: "Hey SwEeTy!" "CARRY ON DONT STOP"...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE CCome,OOn,LLets, LLove, EEach,GGirl,EEqually...... Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date. Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later!
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession. Prostitute: I'm a social engineer Policeman � What do you do? Prostitute I build and destroy erections!
Teacher: Dog? Student Bow Bow! Teacher: Cat? Student: Meowwwwww. Teacher Lion? Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah. Teacher: I said LION, Not �Leone'..! =P
Why was newton surprised to c a naked girl? bcoz something started moving upwards which was against law of gravity!
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I?ll put my head in.
You?ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm not staring at your boobs,I'm staring at your heart!
How can you tell a head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees!
Caterpillar last words to a guy who's about to kill him u r just jealous that i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. :P
GIRLS STUPIDITY: . They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON. . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR..
" Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world? so plz start teeth brushing regularly "
A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
It takes a million compliments to build you up & one insult to send it all crashing down.
Be smart and don't let me go, A girl like me and a love like mine don't come around every day.
LOVE is like a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn?t u + i = 3D 69?
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Life Is The Way How You Look At It: "LIVE TOGETHER" Some Will Read As: "Live Together" Others Will Read As: "Live To Gather" AND Some Will Read It As: "Live To Get Her" :D :x
Sign board at a Pakistani petrol pump "please don't smoke here! we know your life has no value But
Petrol is very expensive"
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night.
Interviewer: Where where yo born? Sardar ji: Punjab, interviewer: which part? Sardar ji : poori body was born in Punjab...."
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
'1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking" 1 day I read drinking is bad "I stop drinking" 1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit " I stop reading" lOlzz'
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What?s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I?d becoming too!
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
I think my girlfriend has had sixtyone boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I?m allergic to sex.
Nice legs?what time do they open?
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
I’m easy. Are you?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If it?s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can?t hold it in.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I?ll screw you till he shows up.
Poke me now if you?ve ever had a crush on me..
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it?s half full. I?m just happy to have a glass!
When I die my gravestone is going to have a ?Like? button.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
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